Arkansas 44 Auburn 23: The Roof Caved In
About 1:30 Saturday afternoon, Auburn athletic director Jay Jacobs slipped into the relative privacy of a stall in the restroom of the pressbox at Razorback Stadium in Fayetteville and punched numbers into his cell phone. When the call connected, Jacobs barked orders in an urgent whisper:
"Tell the sculptor to hold off on that statue of me and Gene Chizik. What? I don't care if he's 90% done with it, tell him to put a hold on it, we're not putting it out in front of the stadium just yet."
For the past two-and-a-half hours, Jacobs watched as the Arkansas Razorbacks served a healthy dose of 44-23 humility to the Auburn football program.
Some Auburn fans who booed Jacobs after he hired 5-19 Chizik to coach the Tiger football program had changed their tune after a 5-0 start to 2009. Lost in the rush to celebrate the resurgence and issue calls for the college football world to apologize for thinking Chizik didn’t have the credentials to handle the task was the fact that Auburn’s first five games were, if not cupcakes, at least in the pastry family.
Arkansas served notice that while the rush to judge Chizik’s 5-19 record might have been premature, so, too was the urge to wave the 5-0 start as a definitive case for proving the skeptics wrong.
It wasn't just that Auburn suffered its first loss under new head coach Chizik, it was the way in which the Hogs administered the reality check.
When you're playing on the road in the SEC, there is a checklist to follow, otherwise you're going to get embarrassed.
1) Don't turn the ball over
Fail. Auburn did. The Tigers fumbled four times, losing three. All four were devastating. Arkansas scored 17 points following Auburn turnovers.
In the second quarter, after Arkansas had gone up 13-0, Mario Fannin fumbled the kickoff at the Tiger 35. Three plays later, the deficit was 20.
In the third, trailing 27-3, Auburn's opening possession churned deep into Arkansas territory. Running back Ben Tate dropped a handoff at the Arkansas goal line when he would have scored easily. The Razorbacks recovered, hit a 38-yard pass on third down and went on to up the advantage to 34-3.
After Auburn clawed back into the game, reeling off 20 -7 run to close to 41-23, Tiger quarterback Chris Todd fumbled the snap on 4th-and-inches. He recovered the ball, but failed to convert the first down. Arkansas didn't score, but the Razorbacks were able to bleed two minutes off the clock.
On the following possession, Todd was sacked and coughed up the ball at the Tiger 10-yard line. Arkansas punched a field goal through to push the final score to 44-23.
2) Don't give up big plays on special teams
Fail. Auburn did.
Fannin fumbled the kickoff, leading to one Arkansas score.
After Auburn had gained momentum and closed the deficit to a manageable 34-23, the Tigers surrendered a 70-yard kickoff return. Eight plays later, it was 41-23.
3) Sustain drives on offense
Fail. Auburn didn't.
The Tigers were a miserable 4-of-14 on third downs. Auburn only had three drives that consisted of more than five plays. Five of Auburn's 14 possessions ended in three plays or less.
4) Keep the opposing offense off the field
Fail. Auburn didn't.
Arkansas put together a 12-play drive, a 10-play march, and two eight-play series. The Hogs went three and out just three times.
5) Don't commit penalties
Fail. Auburn did.
The Tigers were flagged eight times for 56 yards, nearly every step-off coming at the worst possible time. Arkansas got six first downs by way of penalty.
Four of Arkansas' six touchdown drives were extended by penalty. All four featured at least one pass interference call, some of which were phantom but flagged nonetheless.
Everything that could go wrong for the Tigers did go wrong. The team was uninspired, unemotional, and ill-prepared. That's coaching.
Those of you baking dishes of crow and demanding apologies from those who had the audacity to criticize the once 5-0 Tiger head coach Chizik? Better wrap that crow up tightly in tinfoil and put it in the freezer. Doesn't look like you'll be getting to serve it for a while. Better dig out your reality recipes instead.
Auburn's defense is simply abysmal. Depth is a consideration, but not enough to justify what the Razorbacks exposed on Saturday. You can't blame depth when the first string is getting abused on the opening series of the game.
Chizik's reputation as a defensive genius was tarnished by the steady decline of his defenses at Iowa State. Through five games, Auburn's defense has been horror-movie frightening, but a steady Tiger dose of offense was able to mask the issues.
When the offense struggles, as it did against Arkansas, the deficiencies are there for all to see—and mock.
If you watched film on Arkansas, you knew the way to defuse the Razorback offense was to bring pressure on quarterback Ryan Mallet. Auburn defensive coordinator Ted Roof must have been watching reruns of Gomer Pyle, USMC in the film room instead.
The Tigers brought zero heat, never rushing more than four and often sending only three. As any eight-year old could predict, the result was Mallett torching the Tiger secondary.
Eight different Hogs caught Mallett passes for a total of 274 yards.
The lack of pressure also opened holes for Arkansas running backs, who generally weren't touched until they reached the second level of Tiger defense, three or more yards down the field.
Arkansas rushed for 221total yards, with Michael Smith busting 145 of that.
It wasn't just that Arkansas put points on the board, it was the ease with which the damage was done that was alarming.
Let's be brutally honest. Every team Auburn has played so far, including Ball State, has abused the Auburn defense at some point. The Tiger stopping unit has yet to play well enough to win a game, but the offense until Saturday was able to compensate.
Ah, the offense.
How do you explain the debacle that was Saturday? How does one of the nation's best offenses (statistically) get punked by one of the nation's worst defenses (statistically)?
First, blame the defense. Your gameplan changes when the hole keeps getting bigger and bigger.
That's not the whole story, though.
Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn appeared to have outcoached himself. Could it be that he wanted to win so badly on the field of his former employer that he allowed that primal urge to overcome the basic concepts that could have changed the game?
Something was decidedly different.
Auburn scored on a few quick-strike runs in the third quarter, but the Tiger offense was never able to sustain anything on a consistent basis. Auburn was out of sync from the start.
After Todd took the initial snap of the game and lost two yards on a screen pass, Kodi Burns took the offensive reins. Auburn fans have seen that movie before. It didn't have a happy ending.
Scramble, incomplete, punt.
The next time the Tigers got the ball, Auburn was down six points.
False start penalties plagued the next two Auburn possessions and Todd overthrew a wide open Terrell Zachary for what could have been an easy touchdown.
Opportunity to change the dynamic of the game missed.
Auburn's defense did a fairly effective job of containing the Hogs after the opening series. But as the Tiger offense continued to sputter and waste opportunities, the seams began to crack.
After the third consecutive Tiger possession went nowhere, Auburn had a chance to get Arkansas off the field again, but a third down stop was nullified by an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on Zac Etheridge who forgot the cardinal rule: He who retaliates for getting punched in the face is the one who gets flagged.
A ticky pass interference call one play later moved the ball 15 more yards and the Hogs put it in the end zone.
Fannin fumbled the ensuing kickoff and the dam broke.
The Tiger offense tried trickery when it should have simply punched the Hogs in the face. It tried to be things it isn't, as when Todd went under center on a fourth and short and was unable to handle the snap.
It never established a rhythm, never found a groove and allowed a relatively pedestrian defense to slap it around like a crying dirty diaper baby at Wal Mart.
Chizik, the king of platitudes, will likely repeat one of his standard phrases to try to put the loss in perspective.
Look for this comment from Chizik: "It's never as good as it seems and it's never as bad as it seems."
Or maybe he'll trot out the "Every Saturday is different" cliche.
Regardless of which phrase he plucks from Trite Sayings for Coaches Vol. 1 there's really no excuse for what transpired Saturday.
Auburn did a lot of the damage to itself. It made a bad team look like a world beater.
The question for the Tigers now is how to respond. Put the 5-0 start away. What Chizik does in his next six opportunities will more clearly define whether an apology from the doubters is warranted.
Things weren't as bad as they seemed. Every Saturday is different. If the Tigers don't learn from this and find some way to rectify the problems exposed by an Arkansas team that, frankly, isn't nearly as good as Auburn made them look there are going to be a lot of Saturdays down the road that seem the same—and just as bad.
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