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In today's revelations: Chris Paul, Brett Favre, and more...

What they're tweeting:

Chris-Paul: If I do this in a game, can it be worth 20 points?

Coach-K: My Dukies played well today against the No. 6 team in the nation. F%#& yeah!

Jeff-Garcia: I really have nothing against JaMarcus Russell, it's not his fault Al Davis has ruined his career.


What we're tweeting:

@Jim-Leyland: Your team couldn't be choking more if they smoked your entire lifes' in-take of cigarettes in one day.

@Mark-Cuban: Thank you Mark! We were thinking the same thing.

@Brett-Favre: Aren't you the least bit worried you may get confused and throw at the Packers' jerseys on Monday? Or did I just ruin your excuse?

 

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