You know, Sidney Crosby, you almost had me liking you. You’ve cut down on the whining and crying, you’ve proved yourself and won a cup, and you’ve grown a couple more beard hairs.
But you just set yourself back about a billion steps with this:
YELLOW %#&%ING CROCS!!!
I am DONE with you! I’m done trying to like you at all – you clearly are a little bitch and now I know that you did indeed spring from the cursed loins of ROSIE O’$&^#ING DONNELL!!
And don’t even get me started on the fact that they’re YELLOW. What? You tryin’ to be all sassy and get them in your team colors? Suck it.
Crocs belong IN HELL – and that’s just where you can go with those heinous things!!
BE GONE FROM THIS EARTH – YOU DISGUST ME!!