The following tweets are a fake, satirical, and relentless look inside the minds of athletes in 140 characters or less.

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In today's revelations: Terrell Owens, C.C. Sabathia, and more...

What they're tweeting:

Terrell-Owens: Not going to throw Trent under the bus...he's my quarterback

Chad-Pennington: Not ready to call it quits. Doctors said they are absolutely positively sure my arm will be stronger after surgery.

What we're tweeting:

@C.C.-Sabathia: It's October C.C.—you've done your part. Now time to shut it down before you screw things up.


@Diana-Taurasi: Kind of curious as to how you are celebrating being the MVP of the WNBA? May we suggest a D.D. just in case...




As always, the Twitter names and tweets above are for entertainment purposes only. They are completely fictitious and do not represent the athlete or celebrity they intend to impersonate in any way.

 

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