Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls...at whatever age the youngest person is here. Welcome back to my Manual. It's been awhile since I've written something, so hopefully this won't be too bad.
Our other writers are:
Juan
Wyatt
and my partner in crime since day one, Anonymous Guy.
So without further ado, let's get the show started!
(Fireworks go off as King and Cole introduce us)
King: Hello everybody, welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAW! Tonight's gonna be a great show.
Cole: That's right King, especially considering the main event. Tonight John Cena goes extreme to get ready for his Hell in a Cell match against Randy Orton. He will be taking on none other than the All-American American, Jack Swagger!
King: Also tonight, Kofi Kingston defends his US title against Evan Bourne! That should be one exciting match. High flying all around, right Cole?
Cole: Exactly, but I don't think that's the match you're actually excited about King.
King: What do you mean?
Cole: You're about to see.
First Match: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!
King: Oh, yeah, I've been looking forward to Chavo getting his butt kicked again!
Hornswoggle comes down dancing as always, laughing and jumping like a child. He's ready for the match...but was not ready for a cheap shot by Chavo.
Chavo grabs him from under the ring and you can hear the Tadpole screaming in pain. Chavo comes back out with a bloody Hornswoggle, and puts him into the ring.
Chavo hits the Three Amigos. He looks at the crowd, and flicks them off. Then he goes up top to hit the Frog Splash...and does so with no interuption. 1..2..WAIT!!
King: Did Hornswoggle kick out?
Cole: I think Chavo just stopped the pin.
King: That's outrageous!
Chavo picks the little man up for the Gory Bomb, and hits it! He then picks him back up, and puts him in the Gory Bomb again! 1..2..3. Chavo wins easily.
King: I guess Chavo was just tired of geting picked on...
Chavo is celebrating when all of the sudden Santino Marella comes down to the ring with a bat. He chases Chavo out of the ring.
Cole: Well, I guess it's good someone came to help out the little guy. Too bad it wasn't in time for the match.
(We go backstage with Todd Grisham)
Todd: Hello everyone. I am here with...
???: Shut up!
Todd: Ugh.
???: That's right! You don't deserve to say a word! Kofi! I'm tired of this! I'm tired of the wrong man holding my title! I'm making sure you walk out without a title tonight. Because I'm Awesome!
(Commercial)
King: We're back, and ready for the next tag team match.
Second Match: Jillian Hall and Beth Phoenix vs. Gail Kim and Mickie James.
Jillian and Beth come down together, with Jillian's beautiful voice. They are followed by Gail and Mickie.
The match begins with Jillian taking on Gail Kim. Gail starts with a dropkick, followed up by a headlock on the ground. Jillian starts to sing, and Gail has to let go or else her ears will blow up.
Jillian Gets on the offensive with a Thesz Press followed by some hair pulling. Then she applies a single leg boston crab. Gail is in trouble. But she lifts her free leg up and kicks Jillian in the head.
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