They Didn't Tweet It, But They Should Have

Edward Kendralla by Contributor Written on September 26, 2009
ARLINGTON, TX - SEPTEMBER 20:  Quarterback Tony Romo #9 of the Dallas Cowboys walks off the field during play against the New York Giants at Cowboys Stadium on September 20, 2009 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images) (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

The following tweets are a fake, satiricle and relentless look inside the minds of athletes in 140 characters or less

More Mock Tweets can be found at www.mocktweets.com

 

 


In today's revelations: Tiger Woods, Derrick Rose, Tony Romo and more...

What they're tweeting:

Tiger-Woods: Steve made me watch a replay of Phil Mickelson's 8 on hole 14 from day one. Had me in tears laughing. Hold on...watching it again.

Devin-Harris: Am I the only one concerned that our new owner may have been part of the KGB. If russian rullette breaks out after losses, I'm out of here.

Derrick-Rose: Hapy this SAT mattur is behind me.


What we're tweeting:

@Tony-Romo: Is there a chance that an explosion will occur when you and Jake Delhome step in the same stadium?

@LaDainian-Tomlinson: They've updated your Madden rating. You're now a 42, probably in correlation to the age your play reflects.

@Charlie-Manuel: Screw up once shame on him. Screw up twice shame on you. Screw up 11 times...check yourself into the nearest nursing home.

 

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As always, the Twitter names and tweets above are for entertainment purposes only. They are completely fictitious and do not represent the athlete or celebrity they intend to impersonate in any way.

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