Michael Bourn Breaks Out Of Slump But Astros Lose 9th Straight Game

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Well, why not start off with what little good news there was from this embarassing game:

1 - Michael Bourn hit 2 changeups (the pitch at which he's been swinging and missing for the past 16 ABs) and, in fact, hit the second one off the RF wall. 5' higher and it would have been out. He almost managed to catch another ball on the Hill, but it fell for a triple and I was disappointed that Oquendo didn't allow Ankiel to keep running to earn himself an inside-the parker.

That, at least, would have been something worth watching.

2 - Miggy Tejada went 3/4 and hit 2 doubles. He made 3 bad throws, but Berkman saved him every time.

3 - Pence and Keppinger grounded into double plays, increasing the Astros league-leading total to 144. The rest of the guys had better get with the program because it is going to be tough to make up lost ground and we need another 20 in the next 12 days to tie the NL record. I try to have confidence, really I do, but Berkman failed in the first, Blum, then Pence failed in the 4th and Miggy failed in the 8th.

Just imagine the headlines had the Astros managed SIX GIDPs in one game. Why BBTN might could forget all about the Yanks/Red Sox for the 10 seconds it would take to tell about this incredible accomplishment before returning to the endless Jeter worship.

But I shouldn't complain because the untimely removal of Cooper has gotten the Astros a few seconds of pub. Why remove Cooper NOW? ask all the pundits, who are tsktsking and calling Cooper a "scapegoat" instead of properly pointing out his endless mismanagement.

(Untimely you ask? Why yes. He SHOULD have been removed by the All-Star break at the very latest. Of course the media would have preferred that the Astros wait until the end of the year so the news would be lost in the sea of endless Yankees/Red Sox stuff, where it belonged.)

I hear tell that Dave Clark is supposed to be well liked and well respected and is Going To Bring A Winning Attitude And Turn Things Around.

fascinating

He's still not playing the youngsters (except for having Towles catch Bazardo, as he did all year at AAA) and the vets are still playing like (looking for polite word) um, er, uh, let's say, lousy. We can lose just as well playing Manzella, Johnson, Maysonet and Towles.

The hitters? Nothing has changed. The same old hacking away, swinging at first pitches, refusal to take pitches or foul them off. The Astros load the bases with no outs and manage only 1 run - on a sac-fly. They can't even manage to score any runs off Todd Wellemeyer, the Cards' worst pitcher this year. Heck, the young guys could do that, so why not let them try?

I suppose I had better discuss the pitchers. Not that I'm looking forward to this...

First, props to Doug Brocail because he is the ONLY pitcher of the 6 pitchers Clark used who managed to both get 1,2,3 out AND give up no runs.

Next, Yorman Bazardo: he started off just great - the first 2 innings, he got 1,2,3 out and 2 swinging Ks. I thought - well, seems the guy has remembered how to pitch. He WAS the second best pitcher in the PCL this year, next to Bud Norris.

Then, something happened, not really sure what. He got Yadier Molina out easily to start the 3rd inning. But then he just lost control of the strike zone and walked Lugo on 4 pitches - and Lugo isn't exactly a guy to avoid throwing strikes to. Then he gave up a sac-bunt, an RBI single up the middle, another walk (and those pitches weren't even close), then an RBI single to Pujols and then the Cards tried a double steal - Pujols to second and Rasmus to home (at least I THINK it was supposed to be a double steal) and JR Towles threw to second and Pujols managed to avoid the tag until Rasmus scored as Miggy Tejada didn't throw home as he had done last night.

So there we were, losing 3-0 already and with this team, playing as horribly as they are right now, the ball game was OVER. It's really depressing to know that if your baseball team gets behind 3-0 in the 3rd inning that you have LONG since lost the ballgame.

JD (Jim Deshaeis, one of the broadcasters) noted that Bazardo was NOT throwing the baseball to the inner half of the plate (well, he sure did with Holliday) and I don't know if that was by accident or design, but he came back in the 4th inning, gave up 3 straight singles, an RBI groundout, another groundout, then another single and then was pulled, having surrendered 6 runs over 3.2 IP. The sad part was that he didn't give up one hard hit ball and with 1 exception, did keep the ball down.

He didn't really have enough movement on the slider and he wasn't able to effectively throw the FB to all 4 corners and that is what most likely did him in. He's just not looking like ML material.

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