RAW opens up in Little Rock, Ark., with the arrival of the Gateway Entourage, the Bella Twins and tonight’s Guest Host, Cedric the Entertainer. With that, the show goes live with the arrival of DX!
Triple H w/Shawn Michaels vs. Cody Rhodes w/Ted DiBiase
Following their usual opening promos, and after giving their resume about Hell in the Cell, the physicality begins. Thanks to a distraction, Cody gets the upper hand.
Cody takes the fight from pillar to post, which is exactly where Cody’s shoulder is introduced to not once, not twice but three times. Triple H locks in a Crossface.
Back in the ring, Cody has a modified camel clutch and follows it up with a swinging neck breaker. DiBiase lands a cheap shot on Triple H as Cody distracts the ref.
Rhodes continues the punishment with a moonsault but is unable to get a three count. But as Cody tries to goad Michaels into a fight, Triple H starts bouncing back.
On the outside, Legacy takes out Michaels, but as Triple H prepares for a Pedigree, DiBiase sprints in with a steel chair to cause the DQ. Legacy continues the punishment with a Cross Rhodes delivered to The Game.
As the two try to finish off The Game, Shawn bounces back in with a sledgehammer that sends them sprinting away from trouble.
Following a preview of the WWE Championship Match at WWE Hell in A Cell, Lillian introduces tonight’s Guest Host: Cedric The Entertainer.
Cedric starts off with a series of jokes in regards to the second-and third-generation superstars…topping it off with the illegitimate son of a jackass: The Miz!!
Following the wisecracks, Santino comes out and decides that he wants to do stand up. As Cedric prepares to leave, Chavo comes out and becomes the biggest pun of Cedric’s jokes.
Chavo decides to blame the Guest Hosts for his losing streak with Hornswoggle. He then challenges Cedric to a match. Santino chimes in and accepts the battle for Cedric.
In the back, The Miz still has possession of Kofi’s United States Championship…for about five seconds as Kofi comes out of nowhere and drops Mizanin to regain possession of his stolen gold.
Evan Bourne vs. The Miz
Miz comes out showing his disdain for losing his stolen property. So he decides to take his punishment and frustration out on the high flyer.
But Bourne’s ingenuity allows him to break the pressure momentarily. Miz regains the advantage with a set of cheap shots before returning to the Double Underhook Boston Crab.
Miz reapplies the Crab, but Bourne manages to break free of the submission and begins to mount a comeback. Miz bounces back and delivers the Reality Check. Bourne begins to fight back with a hurracanrana before going up top to deliver the Airbourne.
But Miz slithers out of the way to deliver the Skull Crushing Finale to pick up the win over the high flyer. It’s amazing what this village idiot can do when he actually shows he can wrestle.
In the back, Randy Orton decides to give his Legacy partners the evening off mainly because he thinks that he can handle this simple contract signing. Also, just in case you weren’t paying attention, Cedric The Entertainer will face Chavo Guerrero tonight.
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