David Ortiz Says Dream Job Would Be Porn Star If He Weren't a Baseball Player

If David Ortiz wasn't playing under the lights at Fenway Park, he would be starring on a much different stage.

When the Players' Tribune handed the Boston Red Sox designated hitter a list of 10 questions for the website's "What the (Blank)?" series, he scribbled in one particularly interesting answer.

His dream job (if he weren't an athlete)? Wait for it...porn star.

Yes, as in someone who appears in adult films.

He also named Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" as his current guilty pleasure song (which he actually cited as "I like big butt") and the Notorious B.I.G.'s famous "I love it when you call me Big Poppa" line as the best song lyric of all time—so yeah, definitely a trend there.

He also wrote down Denzel Washington as the actor he'd like to play him in a movie about his life, though it would've been a very different role for the Academy Award-winning actor if Ortiz had pursued his other dream.

[The Players' Tribune, h/t Yahoo Sports]