Top 10 Most Painful Moments: No. 8 Biron the Boob
We continue our "Top 10 Most Painful Moments" feature, counting down the ten times that the Penguins have caused Flyers fans the most pain over the past few years. Before continuing, here's a rundown of the previous moments we've counted down on OBG...
No. 10: Sykora's Called Shot
No. 9: Letang's OT Winner
No. 8: Biron the Boob
When the Flyers acquired Martin Biron at the 2007 trade deadline, it was considered a big acquisition.
Biron was a career backup that many in Philadelphia believed had the stuff to be a No. 1 goaltender. However, Biron never really cemented himself as a No. 1. It was because of instances like moment No. 8 on our list that Biron failed to clearly prove his worth as anything more than an above-average career backup.
It was February 21, 2009, and things couldn't have been much better for the Flyers. They were 31-16-9, but the Penguins, at 28-25-6, were down in the dumps. They had just fired head coach Michel Therrien, and were in the midst of a horrible 12-19-1 streak caused in large part by dropping nine of their last 10 road games.
The Penguins were slowly dropping out of the playoff race, while the Flyers were in fantastic position, as the two met for an afternoon showdown in Philadelphia.
The Flyers got things off on the right foot, scoring first thanks to a backhander from Joffery Lupul. However, the second period brought trouble for the Flyers as it so often had that season, as the Penguins got goals from their three players probably liked least by Flyers fans: Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, and Ruslan Fedotenko.
The third period saw the Flyers tie the game twice, once on a shorthander from Mike Richards, and then after another Fedotenko tally, Mike Knuble knotted the game up at four with 5:35 to go.
It was clear that a fantastic ending was in store. I'll give you one guess who that ending benefitted...
With just under three minutes left, Pascal Dupuis plowed through the Philadelphia defense and tried to get a good angle at the net. Now, what was Martin Biron thinking at the time? Let's look back at the brain archives (don't even ask how I got this—I just know a guy) of good old Marty...
Wow, I really should pick up milk at the Wawa. I've had enough with that A-Plus store, especially after they ran out of 2% milk three weeks in a row. That's a load of bull-...
Oh crap, there's a man skating at me with the puck! What was that thing I learned in goalie school—something about cutting off the angle? Yeah, that was it...
Reminiscing about his many years of making honor roll at goalie school, Marty skated right out towards Dupuis, probably yelling "BOO!" when he got a couple feet away from him.
Realizing that what he was trying only works on five-year-olds in pee-wee hockey; he slid out on his bottom, and momentarily broke up the play. Pascal Dupuis just stood there, in disbelief that Biron had just slid out to stop him when he didn't even have an angle to shoot from. He then calmly just backhanded the puck to Sidney Crosby, who knocked it home, and did a little victory jig.
And what did Sid the Kid have to say about the play?
"It was really a good break. You can't really blame the goalie."
I just laughed so hard that I popped a blood vessel.
Pittsburgh went on to win the game in stunning fashion, and their victory set them off on a tear, as they won seven of their next eight, including winning five of their next six road games. This trend led to the Penguins eventually overtaking the Flyers in the standings on the final day of the season, and because of that they got home-ice advantage in their playoff series against the Flyers—all of this because, without a shadow of a doubt, Martin Biron is a boob.
Next time on "Top 10 Most Painful Moments": I get so frustrated at the Penguins that I actually turn the television off—and I don't think I can stress how shocking of a thing that is for me to do.
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