TSN Cribs: Kevin Garnett

Here’s an classic treat from my Sporting News vault.  It’s a spoof so I hope nobody is offended.

Welcome back to TSN Cribs. Today we have a special treat for you. We take you to the home of Kevin Garnett.

It’s especially sweet for me because I don’t have to go very far for the show. Pulling up to KG’s estate you’ll notice ten-foot high doors. Kevin is a large fella, he’s listed at 6′11″, but he’s actually closer to 6′13″.

Kevin believes a man’s home is his castle, and the King shouldn’t have to duck his head when he enters. There is a large foyer with huge windows for natural light. You get a warm feeling just entering the home.

The living room has large leather furniture and several plasma TVs. KG is a very gracious host, and wants his guests to be able to watch what they want.

Kevin’s favorite chair is in a secluded area of the room. There he gets to watch all of the playoff action he wants. He usually has to wait until the first round is over to really sink his teeth into playoff viewing.

The past few years he’s been able to not only watch the whole playoffs, but he even gets to watch the last few games as he has been ordered to shut down so the Wolves can keep their draft picks.

Onto the kitchen, there is some bottled water and Gatorade in the fridge. The cabinets are stocked with Wheat Thins. It’s no wonder he stays so slim.

Next to the kitchen is the game room. Kevin has all the gaming systems you can imagine, a pool table and an air hockey table. He even has a nice dart board with Kevin McHale’s face on it.

In the game room hangs the jersey of Malik Sealy. Sealy was one of KG’s best friends that was killed by a drunk driver, who has since been busted again for drunk driving.

I guess killing a famous basketball player wasn’t enough to deter him. 

Thanks for joining us on this whirlwind tour of Celtics' Kevin Garnett's crib...until next time.