The Problem with Tom Brady and Suzy Kolber

Jim Bouchard by Contributor Written on September 15, 2009
JACKSONVILLE, FL - OCTOBER 22: ESPN's Suzy Kolber checks the sidelines as the Jacksonville Jaguars host the Indianapolis Colts at the Jacksonville Municipal Stadium on October 22, 2007 in Jacksonville, Florida.  The Colts won 29 - 7. (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images) (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)

Tom, whatcha thinkin’?

I know you guys had a tough night, but hey, it finished in legendary Patriots style, didn’t it?

Why did you give the cold shoulder to cute little Suzy Kolber after the game as you headed into the locker room?

I know you’re Tom Terrific—the underwear model and the cause of too many women’s fantasies. I can also appreciate that Suzy is not Gisele Bundchen. But like many other authentic football fanatics, I think she’s one of the best female sports personalities in the testosterone saturated NFL universe.

She’s as delicious as an ice cream sundae, cute as a singing penguin, and she knows football. What more could you want?

(I for one would bundle her up and take her on a nice ski vacation.)

You could have at least given her a 20-second sound bite. Tom, really, it wouldn’t have killed you.

Now, unlike some critics, I don’t think you’ve gone Hollywood on us. I know you’re still our 199th pick made good. You’re still one of the hard-hat and lunch box Patriots gang. You still have your edge and you showed Monday night that you still have the fire and the fireworks we’ve all come to know and love.

We'll stick with you Tom. But next time, give Suzy 20 seconds!

 

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Vote Now! - Author Poll

How cute is Suzy?

  • She's perfect...I'd leave my wife/girlfriend for her on go!
  • She's OK, but Gisele is the bomb.
  • Doesn't do it for me. (This answer may call your manhood into question!)
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Results - Author Poll

How cute is Suzy?

  • She's perfect...I'd leave my wife/girlfriend for her on go!

    33.3%
  • She's OK, but Gisele is the bomb.

    41.0%
  • Doesn't do it for me. (This answer may call your manhood into question!)

    25.6%
  • Total votes: 78
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