This article is inspired by a column written the other day about the Lombardi Trophy. So here it goes:
University of Florida Football Team- Well I think it's a pretty good assumption that they would break it.
University of Florida Basketball Team- Billy Donovan would break it, or not? Sike! He would break a fake one to freak out supporters!
Latrell Sprewell- He would ask for a new contract, to feed his kids.
Chicago Cubs- C'mon, Silly! The Cubs and a championship trophy, now that is just a preposterous idea!
Florida Marlins- Can someone say wholesale! All Marlins players would be "Buy One Get One Free".
UCLA Basketball- They won enough of them already, didn't they? The Wizard of Westwood would probably come back to coach a couple more seasons.
Michael Jordan- Grasp it and hold it tight. Everyone cherises that moment, just after his father was tragically murdered.
Dennis Rodman- I'm pretty sure he would dye it some sort of color, to match his hair perhaps?
Tampa Bay Rays- Ha! Let's try to make the playoffs first, guys.
San Antonio Spurs- They would just keep going about their business. After all, everyone thinks they are "the most boring team ever."
Any WNBA Team- Who cares? They would probably go back to having real jobs. Have fun, Candace Parker, earning $44,000 over the next year.
Bill Belichick- He would probably make a video camera out of it, anyone agree?
Tony Romo- Take it on vacation with him the week before the playoffs.
Jared Zabransky- I think they have recently created a statue on the Boise State campus of JZ holding the trophy in his hand, not that torch thing.
Albert Pujols- This guy could probably use it as a bat and still hit .330.