Parodies: Ugly Face (Featuring Carlos Tevez)

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Parodies: Ugly Face (Featuring Carlos Tevez)
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I'm sorry, but Carlos Tevez, besides Luka Modric and Wayne Rooney, has to be one of the most unattractive-looking footballers ever.

This parody regards Tevez and his possible hidden desires to go under the knife.

Tune - 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTE6qqRHVhU

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah


I want a new face like they have in magazines.

Fold it, let them nip and tuck it. Plastic surgery (I want it).

My own facial features make the vomit reflex start.

And after people look, they'll say it's not a work of art.


Oh, ooh, oh, oh,

Ooh, ooooh, ooh.

Ronaldo's hot.

I want what he's got.


Oh, ooh, oh, oh,

Ooh, ooooh, ooh.

Ronaldo's hot.

I want what he's got.


Can't see my, can't see my,

Don't want to see my ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)

Can't see my, can't see my,

Don't want to see my ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)


Ug-ug-ug-ug-ugly face.

Ug-ug-ugly face.

(Mum mum mum mah)

Ug-ug-ug-ug-ugly face.

Ug-ug-ugly face.

(Mum mum mum mah)


I want to sort my skin, concealer it will be.

A little foundation that nobody will see (I want it).

'Cause my appearance makes the women want to run

And maybe I shall have a little boobjob just for fun (fun).


Oh, ooh, oh, oh,

Ooh, ooooh, ooh.

Ronaldo's hot.

I want what he's got.


Oh, ooh, oh, oh,

Ooh, ooooh, ooh.

Ronaldo's hot.

I want what he's got.


Can't see my, can't see my,

Don't want to see my ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)

Can't see my, can't see my,

Don't want to see my ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)


Ug-ug-ug-ug-ugly face.

Ug-ug-ugly face.

(Mum mum mum mah)

Ug-ug-ug-ug-ugly face.

Ug-ug-ugly face.

(Mum mum mum mah)

(Mum mum mum mah)

(Mum mum mum mah)


[I will tell you that I'm ugly,

Huge and fugly.

I look vile when I smile.

I'm not lying. I'm just stunning women into running.


Just like a nacho in gazpacho

Take a look at my nose you'll blackout

I promise this, promise this.

Check this face 'cause it's monstrous!]


Can't see my, can't see my,

Don't want to see my ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)

Can't see my, can't see my,

Don't want to see my ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)


Can't see my, can't see my,

Don't want to see my ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)

Can't see my, can't see my,

Don't want to see my ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)


Can't see my, can't see my,

Don't want to see my ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)

Can't see my, can't see my,

Don't want to see my ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)


Ug-ug-ug-ug-ugly face.

Ug-ug-ugly face.

(Mum mum mum mah)

Ug-ug-ug-ug-ugly face.

Ug-ug-ugly face.

(He looks just as bad as Rooney)


Ug-ug-ug-ug-ugly face.

Ug-ug-ugly face.

(Mum mum mum mah)

Ug-ug-ug-ug-ugly face.

Ug-ug-ugly face.

(Mum mum mum mah)


Ug-ug-ug-ug-ugly face.

Ug-ug-ugly face.

(Mum mum mum mah)

Ug-ug-ug-ug-ugly face.

Ug-ug-ugly face.

(Mum mum mum mah)



 

 

 

 

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