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Hard Knocks No. 5: Final Cuts

Eric BallSep 10, 2009

The series finale of Hard Knocks focused on the Bengals organization trying to cut the team down to 53.
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The opening scene is coach Marvin Lewis talking to all the first and second year players. He tells them how important the final preseason game is, telling them there are jobs still available.
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After Chad OchoCinco drops a pass, safety Roy William tells him to stop dropping balls. Chad defensively replies by telling him he has only dropped two balls. Williams shows some veteran leadership in his response:
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โ€œDonโ€™t be so sensitive. You want to be the best. Iโ€™ll push youโ€. Chad respectfully agrees. Williams is new to the Bengals and is willing to stand up to Chad, unlike most of his teammates. This is a good thing.
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Off the field Chad is once again the star. He looks quite sad while he tells the cameras he no longer does twitter or ustream. Then he unleashes this gem:
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โ€œLosing twitter and ustream is tough emotional for me, as tough as losing my Johnsonโ€.
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I give Chad the comedian an A plus for this show. He has had some great one-liners: kiss the baby, child please, it may seem stalkerish but it works, OchcoCinco condoms; catches whatever your Johnson shoots, and now this latest one.
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Tank Johnson thinks Chad is his own media market. In the segment about OchoCinco being โ€œthe NFLโ€™s Twitter king,โ€ Johnson said:
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ย โ€œYouโ€™ve got New York, youโ€™ve got Chicago, youโ€™ve got Los Angeles, and youโ€™ve got OchoCinco, the fourth largest media market in the country right hereโ€.
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The show went into the origin of the โ€œWho-Deyโ€ chant, which started with the first-class Bengal teams of the 1980s. Said rookie linebacker Rey Maualuga, who played for USC and is from California:
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โ€œItโ€™s a little corny. But, you know, itโ€™s part of the programโ€.
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Not too many surprises as far as final cuts were concerned.
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Safety Tom Nelson beat out Corey Lynch, whom was signed to the practice squad. None of the running backs were cut. DeDe Dorsey didnโ€™t look too thrilled to get the call from Marvin Lewis. I wonder if he had another team ready to snatch him if he got cut.
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Both fullbacks Chris Pressley and Fui Vakapuna were cut. Pressley was signed to the practice squad, but Vakapuna was released. The look on his face is the sad reality of the life of a player being denied an NFL opportunity.
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DT turned OT Jason Shirley made the practice squad. But Gus Parrish got the axe.
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In the final interview with (captain obvious) President Mike Brown said:
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ย โ€œWeโ€™ve hit a low spot, and we have to earn our way back. Thereโ€™s only one-way to do that, and thatโ€™s win games on the fieldโ€ฆ. Weโ€™re going to try our best to have the kind of team thatโ€™s a winning team, and I hope itโ€™s a playoff team.โ€
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Notice how he never says the words โ€œsuper bowlโ€ or โ€œchampionshipโ€ at all. This show makes it painfully obvious that Brown could care less about winning a championship. He is in it for the dough and everything else is secondary.
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At the end of the show the team poses for a team picture.
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Narrator says: "These are the 2009 Cincinnati Bengals. Destination defined, destiny unknown."
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Carson Palmer says he has never felt better about his team. He expects to have the best year of his career.
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Marvin tells the team, "Our goal is to win all of our home games, win the AFC North and eventually be World Champions". Now thatโ€™s more like it.
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Who dey think gonna beat them Bengals in the ratings? Nobody! Based on the first three weeks (of five), the Bengals Hard Knocks show is setting a HBO record for the series.
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This yearโ€™s Hard Knocks has averaged three million viewers a week through the third week, slightly ahead of the 2007 Hard Knocks with Kansas City. Ratings for all five weeks will be available by the end of next week, says Ray Stallone, HBO Sports spokesman.
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Looks like the '09 Bengals are already on a winning streak of sorts. Great season of Hard Knocks, HBO rewrote the story on a team that desperately needed one.

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