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Recently I had the privilege of interviewing a lifelong USC Trojan fan about the upcoming USC-Ohio State game to be played Saturday, in case you were unaware.

I've personally never been to California and really haven't talked to many Californians so I was thrilled to get to talk to Joey.

Joey is a Los Angeles native who works at In and Out burger during the day and parks cars at night.

He aspires to be an actor and his number one dream is to be a guest on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brian, although he did say he'd settle for Craig Ferguson if push came to shove.

Enough with the introduction, let’s get to the real meat and potatoes.

MC: Joey, let me first say thank you for the interview. We Ohioans are always looking to meet different people, and I was assured that you would be the perfect candidate.

Joey: Thanks Mike. It was a pleasure to just be nominated.

MC: Spoken like a true Californian! So this will be your first trip to Columbus and the Horseshoe in general. What are you looking forward to the most?

Joey: All I want to see is the Buckeyes pay for what they did to my Trojans last year.

MC: ...But the Trojans beat OSU 35-3 last year. What could you possibly be upset about?

Joey: Just kidding' cuddie. Seeing if you were paying attention. Seriously though, the one thing I want to see is OSU go down on their home field.

MC: Last year was a beat down, I'll admit. There is actually talk in the media that this year will be much of the same. USC is favored by seven points. Do you think the Buckeyes will use this as motivation?

Joey: All I know about the Buckeyes is that I think they're a bunch of pansies. Not flowers either. Do you know that they are the most hated team out there? I mean it's like starring in a movie like Glitter. Sorry Mariah Carey, but it was bad.

MC: I was warned about your obsession with Mariah, let’s keep her out of this, OK? I also heard that you got a new Roman Armor last year at Halloween. Are you actually going to wear it to the game?

Joey: Dude, I only wear that on April Fool's Day.

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