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I only have one late breaking story for you, but its a big one!
Randy Orton kills another legend
Story reported from Moliver, Maine
Over the years we have seen Randy Orton kill many legends in the ring. It has just been released that that Randy has struck again. The legend he killed this time was no wrestler, though.
Orton was on vacation and was having dinner with his family at a local fish restaurant. As he was leaving with his family he was approached by local fisherman and Maine native Bob Bobbitt. Bob, who looked in bad shape, would go on to ask Orton for help with something.
Orton felt bad for Bob, so he offered to help Bob out. Orton would soon find out though that he had agreed to something for worse than anticipated. As it would turn out, Bob had been recruited to ask Orton for help with local legend “Big Red."
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