Ernie Harwell: One Helluva Season

J. Conrad Guest by Correspondent Written on September 05, 2009
DETROIT - JULY 21:  Hall of Fame broadcaster, Ernie Harwell tips his cap as he receives a standing ovation from the crowd in this, his last season at Comerica Park in Detroit, Michigan on July 21, 2002.  The Twins dfeated the Tigers 4-2.  (Photo by Tom Pidgeon/Getty Images) (Photo by Tom Pidgeon/Getty Images)

I heard the news last night, just prior to the Tigers-Rays game in Tampa: Ernie Harwell was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. As cancers go, I understand this is one of nastiest. Inoperable.

 

I was in the kitchen pouring myself a beer when I heard Tigers play-by-play announcer Mario Impemba announce the news. I stopped in disbelief, fighting back tears. No, not Ernie.

 

Ernie Harwell was a childhood buddy of mine. Not really, but I grew up listening to him call Tigers games on my transistor radio. Quite simply, Ernie was the best.

 

Late at night, my earplug nestled into my ear so my parents wouldn’t know I was awake, I’d listen to those west coast games when the Angels played for the entire state of California and not just Anaheim. I rarely made it past the second inning before falling asleep, but listening to Ernie call a Tigers game is one of the fonder memories of my youth.

 

No one calls a strikeout the way Ernie did: “Strike three called, he stood there like the house by the side of the road.”

 

Ernie hasn’t called a game for the Tigers in eighteen years ─ former Tigers owner Tom Monaghan fired him and I haven’t had a Dominoes pizza since. I learned much later that WJR radio boss Jim Long claimed it was his decision to let Ernie go. But I had other reasons for disliking Monaghan, who once called Tigers fans the worst in baseball. You don’t fire a hall of fame announcer, a legend of the game.

 

I still occasionally see Ernie on baseball telecasts, usually during the post season when he sits in the booth talking, what else but baseball? It always warms my heart to hear his voice, easily one of the most recognizable in sports, that soft, Georgian accent.

 

Ernie Harwell once interviewed Ty Cobb shortly before Cobb’s death.

 

He tells the story of meeting Ruth when he was just a boy, asking the mighty Babe for an autograph. “Well, son,” the Babe said, “you don’t have anything for me to sign.” With that, Ernie handed him one of his shoes to sign.

 

Regrettably, today Ernie has no idea what happened to that shoe. I suspect it no longer exists, but Ernie holds on to the youthful belief that someone someplace has that shoe in their possession.

 

Ernie didn’t just call a game, he called baseball history. He made the game more than a game, more than just players with names and numbers on their backs pitching, hitting and chasing a little white ball around in a park.

 

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  • After a double play, “It’s two for the price of one for the Tigers.”
  • Exclaiming on a called third strike, “He stood there like the house by the side of the road and watched that one go by.”
  • Also exclaiming on a called third strike, “He’s out for excessive window shopping; looked at one too many.”
  • Describing a home run, “That ball is looooong gone!”
  • Describing opposing teams' rallies, e.g.: “The Blue Jays are flapping their wings a little...The Mariners are marinating..."
  • Exclaiming “The Tigers are looking for some instant runs” when Detroit had fallen behind late in a game.
  • When describing a meeting on the mound of a pitcher and manager or catcher, “They’re having a confab at the mound.”
  • Describing a swinging strikeout, “He took his cut, and now he takes his seat.”
  • On a Tiger manager’s decision to allow the pitcher to work himself out of a jam: “He has decided to ride the rapids with the incumbent.”
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Vote for your favorite Ernie-ism

  • After a double play, “It’s two for the price of one for the Tigers.”

    0.0%
  • Exclaiming on a called third strike, “He stood there like the house by the side of the road and watched that one go by.”

    40.0%
  • Also exclaiming on a called third strike, “He’s out for excessive window shopping; looked at one too many.”

    20.0%
  • Describing a home run, “That ball is looooong gone!”

    20.0%
  • Describing opposing teams' rallies, e.g.: “The Blue Jays are flapping their wings a little...The Mariners are marinating..."

    20.0%
  • Exclaiming “The Tigers are looking for some instant runs” when Detroit had fallen behind late in a game.

    0.0%
  • When describing a meeting on the mound of a pitcher and manager or catcher, “They’re having a confab at the mound.”

    0.0%
  • Describing a swinging strikeout, “He took his cut, and now he takes his seat.”

    0.0%
  • On a Tiger manager’s decision to allow the pitcher to work himself out of a jam: “He has decided to ride the rapids with the incumbent.”

    0.0%
  • Total votes: 5
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