WWN: AJ Styles Stalked By Fan!

Matthew Hester by Senior Analyst Written on September 03, 2009
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Well it is once again, time for a new edition of “Wrestling world news”. It is the only column that dares to report the stories that the world doesn’t want you to see.

 

 Due to the nature of the stories content, and for the safety of my sources, they will not be reveled. It is strongly advised that if you are weak at the heart or stomach, that you do not proceed reading this any further.

 

 

AJ Styles stalked by a local fan

 

In Goosberg Georgia it is being reported that AJ Styles was recently being stalked by a fan, this all started when AJ was wrestling local bad guy Ernest Mc Evil at the Goosberg arena.

 

According to AJ, at one point during the match he was thrown out of the ring and hit his head hard on the floor. While recovering AJ heard a whispering voice that said help me. As he pulled himself up on the timekeepers table all he saw was a fan blowing air.

 

Not thinking much more of the situation, he would get back into the ring and finish the match. It would turn out not to be AJ’s night though, as he would get pinned by McEvil. The night only got stranger for AJ though.

 

Still a little Dazed he decided he would stop off at the local “Stop and Sip” to pick up some aspirin. While he was adjusting his mirror he would discover a shocking revelation. The fan he saw on the timekeeper’s table was now in his back seat.

 

“I saw the fan and I thought to myself, what the heck? I figured it was just one of the boys pulling a rib on me after I told them about the strange voice I heard.”

 

As it would turn out though it had nothing to do with any prank by someone. While AJ was sleeping, he would again here the same whispering voice saying help me over and over.

 

When he turned on the light he was horrified to discover that the same fan was now on his nightstand. Deciding he had enough, AJ went to the arena the following morning to talk to the promoter Buff Biffington.

 

To his surprise though Biff knew exactly what was going on. It would turn out the voices he heard were none other than the ghost of Ivana Humpalot. She was a local ring rat that died of a broken heart after being dumped by none other than Ernest McEvil.

 

Ivana, since her passing has been haunting the arena since her death. In this instance she took possession of a regular fan so she can communicate with AJ.

 

“ I was relieved at first to find out I wasn’t going crazy.” Said AJ.”I guess she has been haunting the arena and other wrestlers for years now.”

 

AJ would decide to deal with the problem head on. So with the help of biff, they would find and hire local gypsy Susan Danfurder. Susan would perform a ritual and bring out the ghost of Ivana.

 

Once Ivana appeared she told AJ that she wanted revenge for what Ernest had done. They would find a solution to the problem when Biff created a career vs. career match. So now AJ, with his career on the line, would battle for the saddened specter.

 

The following night AJ and Ernest McEvil would go on to have a brutal match. In the end though AJ would prevail, and Ernest was forced to retire forever. It was an emotional night for everyone involved.

 

“ It was a tough battle, but I knew I had to win this match for Ivana. I was just happy that I was able to pull through for her.” “ I hope now her spirit can rest on peace.”

 

 AJ would also tell us that as he was leaving the arena that night, he swore he heard a voice whisper thank you.

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