UEFA's New Rules For Simulation

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UEFA's New Rules For Simulation

Press release from UEFA Headquarters, 1 September 2009.

UEFA has confirmed new rules and guidelines for retrospective punishment for players who, with the aid of video replays, are found to have deceived the referees, otherwise known as 'simulation'.  The following principles will now be applied to all games under UEFA's remit.

1. The player in question must not be British. A less well-known Eastern European player would be preferable.

2. The referee must be unable to perform his duties and fail to make the right decision - otherwise it is a yellow card and the end of the matter.

3. The team fouled against must be Scottish (including the Scottish National Team) and therefore appeal directly to the sentimentality of some senior members of UEFA management.

4. The two-game ban will only apply if the Scottish Football Association and the British media froth at the mouth at the injustice done to their team.

5. The incident in question must not have any bearing on the outcome of the game or tie.

6. Retroactivity in this case means whatever UEFA feels like on any given day.

 

For the avoidance of doubt, UEFA will therefore not take any action against Ashley Young for his clear simulation against Rapid Vienna to win his team a penalty the day after the Eduardo incident.  That Young is obviously English, Rapid Vienna is a minor team no one cares about and the match was not on prime time TV are some reasons why they do not fall under the rules above.
UEFA believes it has now provided clear guidelines for the future.  Should any team have queries regarding the new rules, they should direct their enquiries to Stan Collymore (senior columnist at the Mirror newspaper) then the Scottish FA and then, as a last resort, UEFA.  However, do not expect a prompt response as we will be too busy patting ourselves on the back on how well we have handled the Eduardo situation and the principles our experts have come up with above.
Gordon Smith / David Taylor
General Secretary, UEFA

 

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