Twas the Week Before Kickoff and All Through the Land...

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Twas a week before kickoff and all through the land

College football fanatics were way out of hand

Eight months had transpired with no gridiron action

The pause weighed heavy for some of this faction

The tease of predictions, commentary, and rankings

Made the length of this hiatus even more everlasting

But then came June, then July, finally August!

Did it seem as if this summer was the longest?

To ease the suffering and to pass the time

We sat at our desks with our teams on our mind

Dreaming and hoping that our boys play their best

For titles and championships are the ultimate quests

But part of the spectacle is the anticipation

The buildup of passion through debate, conversation

The words we read, from all points of view

Praise some, question most, and skewer a few

The Mighty Gators it seems, are tops on the list

But Dawgs, and Tigers, and Elephants insist

That claims of this nature are best left alone

Until the final whistle is blown at the Dome

Out in the west there are Ducks and Bears

Eager to prove that the crown should be theirs

But down in LA the Trojans all claim

That the Pac-10 title is their private domain

Over on the east coast—not Big East you know

Randy and Bobby will reap what they sow

The Hokies will hoke and the Jackets will sting

But who will prevail and earn the ring?

Up in the tundra of our frozen north

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