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This can probably go on forever, but I'll get second opinions about whether I should carry this on as weekly satirical fodder for football fans around the globe.

Taking another idea from someone else on facebook, I wrote some of my own stories, which could easily be real and end up on a footballer's
Facebook homepage:

Joleon Lescott has thrown a wobbly at David Moyes.

- Mark Hughes likes this.


Alex Ferguson threw a football boot at David Beckham
(more than eight years ago)


Wayne Rooney - lmao
Rio Ferdinand - lolz
Cristiano Ronaldo - lolz xxx


Alex Ferguson has poked Arjen Robben

Florentino Perez dislikes this


Jamie Carragher - has a headache lol


Skrtel - Me too lolz xx
Steven Gerrard - You really are a pair of muppets like! xD

Rafa Benitez sent Jamie some aspirin using FREE GIFTS on Facebook.


Aaron Lennon has joined the group
"I can beat Usain Bolt any day of the week!"

Harry Redknapp likes this.


Carlo Ancelotti uploaded the album "Gay and Tranny Pride Brazil 2008"

Ronaldo has been tagged.


David Bentley - Has a bit more free time now (About a week ago).

Luka Modric and 10 other teammates like this.


Peter Storrie is now friends with Sulaiman Al-Fahim (10 minutes ago)

Alexandre Gaydamak and Abu Dhabi like this.


Pascal Chimbonda wrote on Sky Sports', Setanta Sports', and BBC Sport's Wall:

"OMG. FFS. It's not Shimbomba. It's not Chimbanzee.
It's Chimbondaaaa!!! :@"


Carlo Ancelotti added the song "Can't Touch This" to iLike.

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