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This can probably go on forever, but I'll get second opinions about whether I should carry this on as weekly satirical fodder for football fans around the globe.

Taking another idea from someone else on facebook, I wrote some of my own stories, which could easily be real and end up on a footballer's
Facebook homepage:

 

Joleon Lescott has thrown a wobbly at David Moyes.

- Mark Hughes likes this.

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Alex Ferguson threw a football boot at David Beckham
(more than eight years ago)

Comments:

Wayne Rooney - lmao
Rio Ferdinand - lolz
Cristiano Ronaldo - lolz xxx

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Alex Ferguson has poked Arjen Robben

Florentino Perez dislikes this

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Jamie Carragher - has a headache lol

Comments:

Skrtel - Me too lolz xx
Steven Gerrard - You really are a pair of muppets like! xD


Rafa Benitez sent Jamie some aspirin using FREE GIFTS on Facebook.

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Aaron Lennon has joined the group
"I can beat Usain Bolt any day of the week!"

Harry Redknapp likes this.

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Carlo Ancelotti uploaded the album "Gay and Tranny Pride Brazil 2008"

Ronaldo has been tagged.

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David Bentley - Has a bit more free time now (About a week ago).

Luka Modric and 10 other teammates like this.

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Peter Storrie is now friends with Sulaiman Al-Fahim (10 minutes ago)

Alexandre Gaydamak and Abu Dhabi like this.

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Pascal Chimbonda wrote on Sky Sports', Setanta Sports', and BBC Sport's Wall:

"OMG. FFS. It's not Shimbomba. It's not Chimbanzee.
It's Chimbondaaaa!!! :@"

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Carlo Ancelotti added the song "Can't Touch This" to iLike.

 

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