Shaq and Lebron's Problems

John Azam AzamCorrespondent IAugust 23, 2009

MIAMI - FEBRUARY 01:  Shaquille O'Neal #32 of the Miami Heat greets LeBron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers before the game at American Airlines Arena February 1, 2007 in Miami, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Doug Benc/Getty Images)

I am all out of ideas on what to write so I thought of writing a Humor Article.

Allen Iverson was hearing songs in his i-pod in the trash can area. Out of no where LeBron James came into the Trash Can area.

LeBron James: Hey Allen, What are you doing?

Allen Iverson: I'm just hearing one of Micheal Jackson's song called Billie Jean

LeBron James: Cool, So what brings you here in the Trash Can Area?

Allen Iverson: I'm just trying to find a place Alone, So what are you doing here

LeBron: Well, Me and Shaq were having some smoothies

Allen Iverson: So where is Shaq?

LeBron: He is still finishing his smoothie

Allen Iverson: Alright, Later man, I gotta go play some basketball with Dwayne Wade

Out of no where Dwayne Wad came with his basketball

Dwayne Wade: Come Allen Lets Go

Right When they were about to leave the Trash Can Area Kobe Bryant Came

Kobe Bryant: Hey Guys, What are you all doing?

Allen Iverson: Just Chilling, Me and Dwayne are about to go play a little 1 on 1

Lebron: Well I guess me and Shaq are going to play with you guys, Me and Shaq vs AI and Dwayne. After All me and Shaq are going to win the Championship

Out of no where Shaq just came in the The Trash Can Area

Shaq: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Did I Just hear LeBron and Shaq?

LeBron: Umm, Yeah

Shaq: Well than Shut up, It is most definitly Shaq and Lebron!!!!

Lebron: huh? What are you talking about

Shaq: Listen Kid, Look at who is around us. Allen Iverson, Dwayne Wade, and Kobe Bryant. I helped Kobe and Dwayne get their first ring and they are the faces of NBA, the other face of the NBA is you son, and I'll help you get your first ring. I have 4 NBA rings son. This is why it should be Shaq and Lebron NOT Lebron and Shaq.

Lebron: Listen, I dont know what your talking about, You sounded happy when you came in my team

Shaq: hahahahah, In Your Team? This is my team kid, I am the top 10 best All-Time. I am SUPERMAN.

Allen Iverson and Dwayne Wade luagh while Kobe is confused

Lebron James: OK, Thats enough, Shaq What the hell is wrong with you.

Shaq: I said my reasons son. You are The King? The King of what? The King of not getting a ring? Yeah, Thats Right, I went their. (Shaq dances)

Allen Iverson: WOW, Shaq you got moves! Can I join you?

Shaq: Sure

Allen Iverson dances with shaq

Lebron: What the hell are you guys doing!

Kobe Bryant: Cant you see Lebron? Their MOVING IT! (Kobes foot is taping) I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! (kobe joins Allen and Shaq)

Lebron: Can you beleive them?

Dwayne: I bet I can beat you in a dance battle

LeBron What?

Dwayne Wade: Do you accept?

Lebron: I ACCEPT!!

Shaq: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!! I think we should stop dancing

Allen Iverson: Yeah

Shaq: Lebron, You better tell the Media that it's Shaq and LeBron

Lebron: You know what Shaq, I wont

Shaq: FINE!

Allen: Are we going to play basketball?

Shaq: Umm, Yeah, sure. How bout you LeBron?

LeBron: Yeah Man, I'll play some basketball. How bout you kobe

Kobe: Sure




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