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Another week gone by, another edition of Athletes’ Tweets. Remember, these may or may not be true…
@RashardLewis Wanna know the only difference between me and Karen Sypher? She knew what was going into her body.
@BrettFavre Going to the grocery store soon
@MichaelVick Taking Andy Reid’s dogs for a walk.
@ChadOchocinco I wonder if Peyton Manning would call me a liquored-up kicker now?
@BrettFavre Not going to the grocery store anymore
@AllenIverson Probably getting reunited with Larry Brown - soon, we might be talkin’ ‘bout practice again
@RonArtest (*This one is real! From his account @96TruwarierQB) Sex is like paintball. U play hard for 30 mintes get hot & sweaty & when it's over just be glad your not the one who got shot in the face!
@JoshHoward Ron Artest just compared sex to paintball – let’s smoke a joint to that
@TimTebow I hope sex is really like paintball
@DirkNowitzki If sex was really like paintball, I’d be a pro
@JameerNelson Took a bunch of guys on the Magic to go play some paintball last week
@BrettFavre Grocery store trip’s back on
@MatthewStafford I know preseason doesn’t matter, but 5-13 with an interception? DAAMNN
@GregPaulus Maybe I should have played football from the start
@MikeKrzyzewski I wish Greg Paulus had played football from the start
@BenWallace Hope the Pistons know I’ve been washed up for a long, long time
@BrettFavre Not sure if I’m going to the grocery store or not
@LennyCooke What the hell ever happened to me?
@DajuanWagner No, what the hell ever happened to me?
@MilesSimon No, guys, what the hell ever happened to me?
@KevinMcHale I guess Kurt Rambis got the last laugh – but I still kicked his ass
@DwyaneWade Trading for Quentin Richardson wasn’t exactly what I meant when I asked for a commitment to winning
@TigerWoods Y.E. Yang! Y.E. MOTHERF---ING YANG!!!
@BrettFavre There’s no way I’m going to the grocery store
@PhilMickelson I’m down to a C-cup now!
@JJRedick Man, Shelden Williams and I used to be really good
@MarkMadsen Any NBA teams out there looking for a 15th man?
@RafaelAraujo I was drafted above Al Jefferson, Andre Iguodala, Josh Smith, Jameer Nelson, Andris Biedrins, Delonte West & JR Smith
@BrettFavre At the grocery store
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