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Welcome To The Roasting Of The Chicago Cubs !

MILWAUKEE - JULY 29: Manager Lou Piniella #41 of the Chicago Cubs watches as his team takes on the Milwaukee Brewers at Miller Park July 29, 2008 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
John ChonarzewskiContributor IAugust 21, 2009

It is that time of the year!  "Wait until next year!"  And so since this season is over, let the roasting begin.

What is the difference between facetious and sarcastic when referencing it to the Cubs?

Answer:  Facetious is used when joking around.  Sarcastic is used when you want to hurt someone's feelings.

What do the Cubs have in common with Michael Jackson?

Answer:  They all wear one glove for no apparent reason.

How many Cubs does it take to turn a light bulb?

Answer:   None.  They prefer being in the dark.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Cubs?

Answer:  The Titanic only sank ONCE.

What is the difference between Carlos Marmol and UPS?

Answer:   UPS knows how to throw a strike.

What is the difference between the Cubs and a mosquito?

Answer:  When you slap the mosquito it stops SUCKING.

Why do the Cubs continue to lose?

Answer:  Because then they would not fill the ball park any more.

How do you confuse Jim Hendry?

Answer:  You do not.  He was born that way.

Did you hear about the deaf man that heard the Cubs were going to win the Central Division in 2009?

Answer:  Neither did I.


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