Welcome to Cubs General Manager Jim Hendry's Roast

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Welcome to Cubs General Manager Jim Hendry's Roast
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Before I begin let me make this perfectly clear in order that there is no misunderstanding of my article.  Today I am attempting to be a comedian and if you think my article is not funny that's ok because not everyone has the same sense of humor.  I am just poking fun here is all so don't send me any hate comments cause I won't read them.  It's all in good fun, ok?

 

They are coming out with a new show next season about the 2009 year of the Cubs called Lost, Again!

 

They are thinking about moving the Cubs to a different channel next year.   They are putting it on the Fearnet channel because it is now considered a horror show.

 

 

 

Perry Mason:   Isn’t it true, Mr. Hendry that you lied to Cub Fans about improving the team by acquiring Bradley, Miles, and Gregg?

 

Jim Hendry:  No comment.

 

Perry Mason:  Isn’t it true, Mr. Hendry that you are already preparing a statement which places the blame for not winning the division on injuries, etc.

 

Jim Hendry:  No comment.

 

Perry Mason:  Isn’t it true, Mr. Hendry that your wife is a Cardinal’s Fan and has asked you for a divorce to marry a Cardinal Fan because she’s tired of being married to a loser”?

 

Jim Hendry:  No comment.

 

Perry Mason:  And isn’t it true, Mr. Hendry that you make bets against the Cubs for your own personal gain?

 

Jim Hendry:  5th amendment.

 

Perry Mason:  How long has it been, Mr Hendry since you made the right decision on anything let alone the improvement of the Cub’s team?

 

Jim Hendry:   5th amendment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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