Welcome to Cubs General Manager Jim Hendry's Roast
Before I begin let me make this perfectly clear in order that there is no misunderstanding of my article. Today I am attempting to be a comedian and if you think my article is not funny that's ok because not everyone has the same sense of humor. I am just poking fun here is all so don't send me any hate comments cause I won't read them. It's all in good fun, ok?
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Perry Mason: Isn’t it true, Mr. Hendry that you lied to Cub Fans about improving the team by acquiring Bradley, Miles, and Gregg?
Jim Hendry: No comment.
Perry Mason: Isn’t it true, Mr. Hendry that you are already preparing a statement which places the blame for not winning the division on injuries, etc.
Jim Hendry: No comment.
Perry Mason: Isn’t it true, Mr. Hendry that your wife is a Cardinal’s Fan and has asked you for a divorce to marry a Cardinal Fan because she’s tired of being married to a loser”?
Jim Hendry: No comment.
Perry Mason: And isn’t it true, Mr. Hendry that you make bets against the Cubs for your own personal gain?
Jim Hendry: 5th amendment.
Perry Mason: How long has it been, Mr Hendry since you made the right decision on anything let alone the improvement of the Cub’s team?
Jim Hendry: 5th amendment.


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