An Open Letter As Dictated By Roger Federer To Bleacher Report (Humor)

Robert OrzechowskiAnalyst IAugust 10, 2009

LONDON - JULY 5:  (EDITORS NOTE: THIS IMAGE IS A COMPOSITE OF TWO SEPERATE PORTRAITS) In this handout image provided by the AELTC, Roger Federer of Switzerland,  the Mens Singles Champion 2009 and Serena Williams of the United States, the Ladies Singles Champion 2009 pose with their trophies at the Champions Dinner at the Intercontinental Hotel Park Lane on July 5, 2009 in London, England. (Photo by AELTC/Bob Martin via Getty Images)

Hello All My Fans and Everyone Else,

Yeah, I mean I just wanted to write this brief letter, you know...to kind of respond to all the feedback out there with Rafa and all, you know...

I mean, I won Wimbledon and the French Open and Rafa didn't, you know...He is still a great competitor, you know and I look forward to battling with him some more, you know and Andy Murray is improving and so is Andy Roddick who right now is, you know, playing unbelievable.

I mean, don't worry Andy, you are you know, going to come back next year and win it if I don't make at least the semi-finals so I am sure you are going to do well...you know?

I mean all these younger players are going to come at me you know and I am just going to do my best, I mean to beat them and defend my title, you know.

Sure I mean these guys are all dangerous and can get at you if you are not with your game, you know.

You know, I have been through some hard times, you know.  Wimbledon 2008 was difficult for me and Rafa grabbed the crown at the very last minute due to darkness, you know.  I mean. That was difficult.

So Andy I know how it feels to lose, you know?  I know how it feels to let the tears all out when you are trying to hold it in you know. 

I don't know what is going to happen for the US Open, you know, but I feel that I have a great chance to reclaim the glory, you know.  I mean it is astounding to think that I could take home a sixth US Open and consecutively, you know. 

I mean, I don't know what else I can tell you, you know?  I mean it's the "not knowing", you know?  I mean, sure anything can happen right? 

Well that is about all you know.  I mean, I have nothing else to say and if I did you wouldn't know what I was talking about, you know so let's leave it at that. 

Sincerely

Roger Federer

Editor's Note:  Yeah, I mean, we know Roger, you know?