Dear Awesome Eldin™: Greedybayour Edition

After spending some time on B/R I started receiving mail from celebrities asking for my advice on different topics, while I sadly did not receive these individual's names due to the seriousness of the issues addressed, I can however show their letters to the public.

The first half is the letter I've received, and the second is my reply to them.

Note: The following letter had to be translated before being shown to the public, I couldn't understand a single word written in this letter.

I had to use the Online Greedybayour Translator, and I still can't assure you that my translation was spot on.

The original letter is placed in it's original format, while my translation is placed right below it for people to understand.

Note: To fully understand this letter, one is advised to watch the Greedy Translator if they haven't already.

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DEER OSAMA BIN LADEN   

" Dear Awesome Eldin™ "                                                                           

I M ZE TITTIE MAN, I PLAY FOR MANSHESHTER SHITTY AS A SEXY STRIPPER, BUT LATELY MR.OSAMA, I HAVE BEEN COOLED BY PEOPLE AS A HAYTA,                                                                                                                            

"I am the City man, I play for Manchester City as a supporting striker, but lately Mr.Awesome™, I have been called be people as a hater,"

A HAYTA OF THE GAYMAN I WOULD LIKE TO ASHOOO PEOPLE ZAT ZEY ARE WRONG, I LOVE ZE BEOOTIFULL GAYMAN MORE ZAN ANYONE ELSE WHO PLAYED ZE GAYMAN

"A hater of the game and I would like to assure people that they are wrong, I love the beautiful game and more than anyone else who played the game and"

PEOPLE SINK ZAT I M IN IT FOR ZA MONEY, I MEEN, OFCOOS OFCOOS, MONEY IS A PAT OF IT, BUT I WOULD STILL PLAY ZE BEOOTIFUL GAYMAN FO FREE                  

"People think that I am in it for the money, I mean, of course of course, money is a part of it, but I would still the beautiful game and for free"

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