There is a ton of WACKNESS going on out there these days in the pro wrestling world.
It’s hovering over the wrestling like a black plague just waiting to strike.
I knew I could not battle this epidemic all on my own so I called up my companion AkD but it looks like the WACKNESS is immune to the double dosage of the T Wizzle cure and Vitamin akD.
I had to recruit more troops to battle this over whelming WACKNESS that just won’t fade away it looks like it’s here to stay.
It’s here to irate and aggravate wrestlers around the world to the point that they pull all their hair out or even damage their own eyes after watching The WACKNESS that was place on screen.
This is why I called on the some more great troops to take on The WACKNESS and hopefully slow down the spread of darkness it has caused fans.
Ten four let me introduce to you Soldiers Shane & Sulayman.
With the help of these three unique, creative, outstanding soldiers (writers) I know there is hope in stopping the beast that is the WACKNESS.
The war starts NOW.
Sulayman- What does this Wackness want?
Why do Cena's t-shirts look like they've been designed by two year olds who eat crayons as a hobby?
Tyler- Good question soldiers Sulayman maybe its Vince Why is it that TNA are crossing the line in all together different way?
I have a better question what the hell is the line and if they crossed the line already why do they still suck?
Having sex with referees to gain favor, are you kidding me?
Tyler- Um, um (laughs)
What the hell is taking so damn long for Michaels to get back in the ring? Hair transplants?
Tyler- I know what you’re talking about Sulay it is taking Michaels a long time to return. I was going to even ask him to help me to take down The Wackness but when he would say yes sure he would have to put his hand way too far back as he don’t have a four head he has a five head.
So it made the other troops embarrassed so I had to let him go.
Why is it that Punk hasn't been bombarded with letters from angry moms for drug references if the viewership is sensitive and PG?
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