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Top 10 awful topical fantasy football team names

DMtShooter Five Tool ToolCorrespondent IJuly 28, 2009

Ever wonder how this blog keeps me in store brand oatmeal, despite the crippling lack of drool-tastic poon? Well, I'll let you in on a big secret: this blog is a search engine dream. Since we're linked to a lot of other, far more popular blogs, and we've got an overwhelming number of words that shows that we're actually written by people instead of robots, we do well with people who are using The Google to find their next fantasy football team name.

So, without further ado, here's what to call your team this year, you lucky, lucky people. (As always, these all fit in the standard Yahoo character count, and since they avoid the use of Naughty, Naughty Words, shouldn't run afoul of the auto-filtering that some places use.)

Vick's Cano Rubbers
Brown Staph Infections
The Error McNairs
Pac Man Ghosts
T.O.'s Reality Biters
Poolside McNabbs
Brandon Marshall Time
Marvin's Very Angry
Plax Seed Oilers
Favre Hags

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