A Day in the Life of Brett Favre (Humor)

Bob MarleyCorrespondent IJuly 27, 2009

LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL - FEBRUARY 28:  In this handout photo provided by Disney , Brett Favre, who recently announced his retirement, lounges with Goofy on February 28, 2009 at Walt Disney World Resort in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. Favre, who holds multiple NFL records including most passing yards in a career, is at Walt Disney World this weekend for 'ESPN The Weekend,' a sports-themed fan event held at Disney's Hollywood Studios theme park.  (Photo by Matt Stroshane/Disney Via Getty Images)

This is by no means factual, but it could be actual depending on what you would think or believe. This is somewhat of a guess as to what Brett Favre would do/does during his time at his home in Hattiesburg, Miss. 

6:15 a.m.: Favre wakes up to an alarm clock playing the theme song to Monday Night Football.

6:20 a.m.: Favre puts on a pair of Wrangler jeans and a T-shirt with the number four on it.

6:30 a.m.: Favre eats breakfast and takes his Prilosec OTC.

7 a.m.: Favre hops on his tractor and rides it over and over and over again.

11 a.m.: Favre watches “SportsCenter” to see what people are projecting him to do.

Noon: Favre receives a call from Brad Childress asking him questions like, "How are you?” "What’s been going on over the summer?" and "What are you doing from August through February?”

12:30 p.m.: Favre eats lunch.

1:30 p.m.: Favre plays football with some old buddies. Wrangler sends camera men to tape the game. After the game, Favre is again voted MVP like always.

3 p.m.: Favre practices his new sport, darts, as he utilizes pictures of Ted Thompson and Mike McCarthy. He actually isn't half bad.

5 p.m.: Favre and his family sit down to eat dinner.

6 p.m.: Favre tells stories about the old days back when he was a young football player. After the old days, he talks about “them meanies” who kicked him out of the town he built. Most of these conversations involve words I can’t say on B/R.

7 p.m.: Favre watches his favorite movie, “There's Something About Mary.” He doesn't know what it is about that movie, but he really enjoys it.

9:30 p.m.: Favre tucks his daughters into bed. He normally reads them the stories, The Man Who Called Retired and The Man Who Changed His Mind So Many Times That It One Day Came Back To Bite Him In The Ass.

10 p.m.: Favre goes to bed to dream about visions of footballs bouncing over his head.