I Know Arsenal Won't Buy Him, But Still, I Will Suggest Luigi

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After the selling of Adebayor to Man City, there have been many rumours regarding who Wenger is planning to buy.

Who ever he buys has to be top class and one of the best.

The player that is best suited to Arsenal's style is none other than Luigi, Luigi has proved himself over the course of history as one of the all time greats............ Well, maybe not exactly but he would be a worthy addition to an inexperienced side like Arsenal.

Luigi Fact-File:

• Age: Immortal.
• Wears green.
• Looks like Mario but in a more wussy like way.
• Probably still a virgin.
• Current Job: Plumber.
• Nationality: Plumber.
• Playing Position: Defensive Midfielder.

Luigi to Arsenal: Pros and Cons

Pros:

• Jumps twice as high as Mario.
• Will only cost Arsenal mushrooms and coins.
• Give him a mushroom and he'll grow twice in size, give him a sun flower  and he'll burn the oppositions @$$#$.
• Immortal, the type of player that Wenger has been trying hard to find all these years.
• Has a vacuum cleaner that sucks ghosts.

Cons:

• Probably still a virgin.
• While Mario is known as "Super Mario," Luigi is known as a moron with no special traits.
• Terrible looking mustache.
• One hell of a wuss.
• While Toure, Eboue and Song will go play in the African Cup of Nations, Luigi might go anytime to save that cheap stupid slu.......errm, that wonderful Princess Peach.

It is not guaranteed whether Luigi will end up at the Emirates Stadium this season or not, but he would be a worthy addition for Arsenal and would be exactly what Arsenal need, a video game character that has one hell of a jump......... Yes, that is EXACTLY what Arsenal need.