You see that over there? That hillock of beige and hot shorts cooking in the California sun?
Twitter user @Gregofla (h/t Pete Blackburn of NextImpulseSports) caught sight of the shirtless wonder simmering in the stands. Splayed out next to a jumble of beer cans, the man heedlessly collected rays and envious glances.
He found his beach. He is a living "Whatever's Comfortable" commercial.
Who is this man? Where have we seen him before? Why is he so chill?
I have my theories.
Indeed, this man was a rum ham away from winning everything. Then again, as Complex pointed out, his coma could've been induced by something more sinister.
Stay golden, Frank Reynolds look-alike man. You're the finger in the eye of every keyboard jockey sitting inside on a fine, late summer day.
We should all be so comfortable in our skin.
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