Has Twitter taken the world by storm or what?
You even have athletes tweeting during games on the sidelines.
It has gotten so bad that leagues had to throw out fines for doing so.
Heck, if you have a dispute to settle, handle it on Twitter; that is what two WWE Superstars decided to do.
Jericho (IAmJericho) @ The Miz (mikethemiz): You’re gay.
The Miz @ Jericho: u flat ur hair n im the gay one?
Jericho: hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror
Miz: if u looked this good u would do the same. I guess it’s a rock star thing.
Jericho: if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head.
Miz: I can’t do this back n forth my dad always taught me to respect the elderly.
Jericho: Did he teach u to say “do u want fries with that?”…Might come in handy someday.
Miz: It did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when you actually had hair. It’s cool though bald is the new black.
Jericho: And the fauxhawk is the new fanny pack.
Miz: Listen Clay Jericho I mean Chris Aiken I mean Y2Gay Ryan Seacrest called and he wants his highlights back.
Jericho: Adam Lambert called and he wants you back...
Miz: I ate some bad food I had to go take a Chris Jericho…As I sit here in the stalls of Jericho I can’t get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?
A few hours after Miz’s comment Jericho replied.
“I’m glad Miz thinks of me when he’s taking a dumpski. I think of him when I’m banging his mum…”
Man what a War of the Words via Twitter by the two WWE Superstars, Miz and Jericho.
This battle has sparked interest in wrestling fans everywhere on the web, so I had no other choice than to bring the two on THE SHOWDOWN.
SO LADIES & GENTS, LET THE SHOWDOWN BEGIN.
Tyler: Hey, guys, I am your host with the most action on THE SHOWDOWN.
Tyler: Today, I have a very special show planned out today and it will be very unique and when I say unique, I mean UNIQUE.
Tyler: I have asked Jericho and Miz to join me in THE SHOWDOWN to continue and finally put an end to this War of the Words that started on twitter.com.
Before I continue if you want to follow either superstar you can do so at Jericho: twitter.com/IAmJericho & twitter.com/mikethemiz.
Tyler: So How I will do this is I will hold the interview on my lap top and they will do the same as both are terribly busy with WWE action.
I will allow them to go back and forth as they please.
So without further ado, let’s start THE SHOWDOWN.
Miz: Thank you, Tyler, for having me on your show to rip this wannabe teletubbie to shreds. He fits the description and all with his flub of a gut hanging out.
Jericho: Oh how cute, Miz, if anyone is a teletubbie around here it’s you, tinky winky. You do have the purple hair and you already know about your tinky winky.
Also, I want to thank you as well for having me on THE SHOWDOWN.
Tyler: Now welcome guys I am glad you were able to take part in my series it is much appreciated.
HOW DID THIS WAR OF THE WORDS ACTUALLY START?
Jericho: Well, I just decided one day to poke some fun at the lackluster wrestler, Miz, as he is trying to copy my style.
Miz: Trying to copy your style? Ha, you crack me up Jericho like you cracked your tights, that’s why you went to your gut-holding underwear.
Jericho: We want to talk about guts? Okay, doughboy, the only way you see action is when you poke your flab of a body and say woo hoo.
Miz: I think you got that backwards. I poke your girlfriend and make her say woo hoo.
But Tyler to really answer your question it all started when Jericho realized that I was such a better wrestler than him (Jericho), and his time has passed.
Jericho: My time has passed (laughs)? Your time passed just as fast as it started; look who is the Unified Tag Team Champ, something you and Morrison couldn’t capture.
Pretty soon if anyone wants to see you they are going to have to go through the drive-through of Burger King.
Miz: Don’t worry, Jericho, you won’t have those titles as long as your real-life partner, Seacrest, will not be able to handle the Legacy.
Yeah you might as well let it out of the bag now; you know he will be your partner at Night of Champions.
Jericho: Speaking of bag, tell your mom when I come over tonight she better have that on.
Tyler: Okay guys, take a breath. Wow, that was some great debate.
NOW WHO IS THE BETTER WRESTLER?
Miz: Are you kidding me, Tyler are you seriously asking that.
The obvious answer is me; you can’t even enjoy a Jericho match without watching his basketball gut bounce.
Jericho: Miz, you are very fascinated with my gut, huh, and you’re the one who keeps on with the gay references to me. I think someone needs to think on what he prefers.
Sorry Miz I am taken man. Instead of chick magnet, it should be "I am a d*** fanatic."
But other than that, yours truly is the greatest wrestler.
Miz sucks so bad he wasn’t even shown on this year’s WrestleMania 25 event.
But I was and this was the night I beat down three legends.
Unlike Miz, I am a winner.
Miz: Whatever Y2Gay, if I were on the B Show I would slap you around like Ike did Tina Turner.
I am excellent in the ring you’ve been wrestling how much longer then me and you still look like an amateur compared to me.
Jericho: This is coming from a guy who can’t even beat Cena.
Tyler: Okay, guys, time is running out and I have one more question to ask the fans to see who won this War of the Words.
WHO HAS THE BEST MIC SKILLS?
Miz: Speaking of Cena, you saw just how scared he was just by my words because my mic skills are way superior to every other superstar in the WWE Universe.
Jericho: No, you are the ugliest, doughiest creature in the WWE Universe.
I don’t think I have to answer this; Jerichoholics around the WORLD know I am the better one on the mic.
Miz: You suck on the mic just like my girlfriend.
When you speak every one falls asleep to Planet Boring.
I am the one who exposed the lame John Cena.
Jericho: Yeah you exposed something all right: that you’re not WWE material. You better run along to TNA; you’ll fit perfectly there.
Otherwise, WWE just keeps you around like a pet monkey in the circus.
I can see it now: WWE wishes The Miz the best in his future endeavors.
Then once again will see you trying to make a buck on the Real World Challenge with the rest of those ass clowns.
Miz: Funny, Jericho. By the way, I forgot to ask: how is your rock and roll career going?
It’s pretty sad that you performed your songs for WWE how many times and still no one knows your band's name.
Wait what is it hmmm lame, suck so bad, can’t sell a CD, and has a total of one fan band…..
Oh wait: Fozzy.
What is the definition of that because when I think of it sounds like a mixture of puke and s***.
I guess that what happens when fans hear your CD, as that is what the fans feel about it.
Jericho: Oh wow, Miz, very funny there, but rather than worrying about my music you should be counting the days until you’re fired.
Tyler: What an awesome THE SHOWDOWN this was and when I receive all the votes I will let you know who the winner is.
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