Manchester City did a Twitter question-and-answer session with their Spain winger Jesus Navas.
At the best of times, these Q and A's can get hijacked by witty users, but the hashtag #AskJesus really was only ever going to go one way...
Man City's #AskJesus hashtag is just asking for trouble....— Jonathan Fadugba (@JFfutbol) July 28, 2014
Indeed. Here are some of the questions that have been flooding in:
What are you like on crosses? #ASKJESUS— Unredacted Blue (@quagmireisablue) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus Can you heal Mario Balotelli?— Somnath Sengupta (@baggiholic) July 28, 2014
#askjesus Do you and [victor] Moses get along?— Mark Harrison (@MarkHarrison23) July 28, 2014
If you can turn water into wine, why can't you turn Boyata into a defender? #ASKJESUS— Unredacted Blue (@quagmireisablue) July 28, 2014
#ASKJESUS any hard feelings between you and Pilate over that business at Calvary?— Raffaelo Bonaccorsi (@Raffaelopietro) July 28, 2014
Does your dad get angry when you're involved in a 'super' sunday game? #ASKJESUS— Unredacted Blue (@quagmireisablue) July 28, 2014