Audio around the CFL (from my point of view)

Avry Lewis-McDougall

Contributor Written on July 07, 2009

Week 1

Edmonton vs Winnipeg

Rod Black: Ray, little dump pass to Lumsden

BANG!

ARRGH!

Rod Black: Oh and once again Lumsden is hurt, it looks like he’s holding his shoulder Duane.

Duane Ford: Holy crap Rod, the Esks coaches on the sidelines are panicking look! They are trying to give Lumsden Motrin (a possibly banned substance) to help him with the pain and put him back into the game.

Coach Richie Hall: Alright Jessie good to go?

Lumsden: Yeah!

Coach Hall: Let me test that shoulder (slaps shoulder)

Lumsden: OUCH! MOTHER F…..

Rod Black: Oh! It’s too bad the Esks only had CHILDREN’S Motrin on the bench to give Lumsden.

A few days earlier in Hamilton in a game between the Argos and Tiger Cats….

Rod Black: Touchdown Argonauts! Arland Bruce!

Bruce: Yeah time for the tribute!

(Takes off helmet, jersey and pads and lays down)

Bruce: This is for MJ!

Fan #1: What’s he doing?

Fan #2: Not scoring another touchdown right now it appears thank goodness were getting the crap kicked out of us, I haven’t seen something this bad since Ballsille vs. Bettman!

Meanwhile in Calgary

Stampeder fans (before the game) : YEAH GO STAMPS GO STAMPS GO! REPEAT REPEAT!

Stampeder fans (in the 4^th quarter): BRING ON THE FINAL WHISTLE, THE ALS ARE BEATING US DOWN! FINAL WHISTLE! FINAL WHISTLE!

And finally in Saskatchewan at the Riders-Lions game

Chris Cuthbert: TURNOVER! TURNOVER! TURNOVER! TURNOVER! TURNOVER! TURNOVER….. (this went on for a while)

Stay tuned for my stories from the CFL for week 2!

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