Okay, so here's the lineup for the next debate (after this one): Caleb, John, Tyler, And ?. Bench: Dan, Josh, Jordan, Pat, And Chase. Okay, so here's how it's gonna' work - I will select two benched people to have a survival debate to get into the next round, here, shortly. The loser remains benched, and the winner is in the next debate. Those people are........
Chase (The K.C. Chiefs Nut)
Josh (The Cincinnati Bengals Psycho-Fan)
Alright, now, profanity is what helped me knock out Jordan, but, now, it's a free-for-all (with no extremely explicit language, please). We are going to discuss - if you're A COLLEGE coach who would you rather have - Blake Griffin Or Tyler Hansborough?
Chase Says Blake Griffin: Can you say first pick of the draft? Now, I know that I'm a rook, here, but I think that I know a friggin' thing or two about basketball, here. Blake, to me, was the best college basketball player out there. And he will be the top pro player out there (besides D-Wade, of course).
Josh Says Tyler Hansbrough: Man, Tyler was the NATIONAL CHAMPION. If you don't have a leader like that, then how ya' gonna' stay alive in the tournament? How? Huh, how? You need a leader, on your team. Hansbrough can also play just as good, and if not, BETTER THAN BLAKE GRIFFIN IN HIS SLEEP, MAN!!!! So, there ya' have it, Youbg J.J.'s comin' back to ya'll!!
Okay, now, why should you stay (two sentences MAXIMUM, now, GUYS)?:
Chase: You need me 'cause I'm a rookie. He's had his chance, and he failed, just pick me!!!!
Josh: Me, I'm Me. I will dominate the competition, just PICK ME!!!!
Okay, Josh, first off, you're not black. Chase, you show some potential. The decision was, believe me, guys, it was not easy, but I'm gonna' have to go with...............