New England Patriots Debate

Caleb R.Contributor IJuly 1, 2009

OAKLAND, CA - DECEMBER 14: Kevin Faulk #33 of the New England Patriots runs for a touchdown in the first half against the Oakland Raiders during an NFL game on December 14, 2008 at the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum in Oakland, California.  (Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

Dan And Josh Are Out For This Debate After Having What We Thought To Be The Weakest Arguments ANd For Trailing Away From The Topic So Guys, Let's Stay On Topic This Time And No Talk About Juice Unless It Has Something To Do With The Topic, Okay?

If Four Running Backs Could Make The Team, Who Would They Be, And In What Order Would They Play?:

Caleb Says Morris, Taylor, Maroney, And Green-Ellis: Listen, I like Faulk and all but I believe that he's the oldest one that there is. I am a Maroney Believer and I bought his jersey in the middle of his rookie season. A little advice kids? Don't ever, EVER, buy a rookie's jersey - ever. He will still make the team, but this is his last chance, this year. So, let's all hope that Morris and Taylor can carry us on.

Jordan Says Adrian Peterson, LaDanian Tomlinson, Kid Rock, And My Dog Bryant: This is the running back dream team. And it just so happens that The Patriots need to sign them all!! My Dog Bryant is also considering the Chargers, Saints, Falcons, And Cowboys. So Patriots, scoop this fast sucka' up.

John Says Maroney, Taylor, Morris, Faulk: Of all of their running backs Maroney has got to be by far my favorite. And also, how could you not like Fred Talyor? Caleb does have a point on youth and Green-Ellis but c'mon, he can be on the practice squad or I.R., or something, now I'm no Patriots Fan, but, please, not on the team. Now, I'm no Patriots fan, but I definitely would like to have Maroney on my team. And, Morris, Yeah.

Tyler Says Taylor, Maroney, Morris, Faulk: C'Mon guys, now I pick talent over youth. Now, I hate The Patriots, but this should definitely, by, far, be their running back lineup. Taylor also shares a close name to me.

Status Update(s):

Safe: Caleb, John,

Holdin' On: Tyler,

Needs To Step It Up: Jordan,

Four-Sentence Come-Backs:

Caleb: Tyler, you say by far a lot, is that 'cause you're bi. Man, Jack, ya'll need to keep me here for (at least) another week. I mean, Jordan said His Dog Bryant And Kid Rock. He only does this (using this goofiness) to cover-up his knowledge of nothing.

John: Man, I agree with Caleb. Bench Jordan for the next game. He HAS TO go. I mean, the guy couldn't be smart about sports to save his life. He has seriously got to go.

Jordan: As A Patriots fan I only want what's best for my team. So, instead of ranting on someone else I'm gonna' save my own ***, here. You guys need me as an entertainment factor for this show or whatever that you want to call it. Jack, please, as the host, you have to want me (the entertainment factor) to stay, please.

Tyler: I know that I'm safe, here, man. So I'm just gonna' babble, here. Yeah, my girlfriend's hot. Authority Zero rocks, yeah.