Put any expectation you once had about this World Cup to the torch.
"We know nothing, Jon Snow" is the only attitude we can safely harbor toward the insanity that is currently occurring on pitches across Brazil. Giants are falling, goals are being scored at record pace, and I'm convinced Mexico's goalie has made a blood pact with Beelzebub. Or Jesus. Either works, really.
The point is that there's little to do now but sit back and marvel at this outpouring of unpredictable greatness. You can also check out these doppelgangers, which make for a fun time-waster as you gather your wits between matches.
Happy World Cup, everyone.