The Wackness: MMA Debut Edition

Tyler WilliamsAnalyst IIIJune 30, 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 17:  MMA Heavyweight Sensation Kimbo Slice is seen during the Workout/Media Day with Kimbo Slice and Gina Carano at the Legends Mixed Martial Arts Training Center on September 17, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Robert Laberge/Getty Images)

Welcome to the world of all things Wack in the world of MMA.

Now don't get me wrong; I love MMA, but there are some things that make me think, "Hmm, now that's WACK!"

Now this is labeled the MMA Debut Edition, as The Wackness was originally created for the Pro Wrestling world.

But I have decided to put on my armor and try to bring down all things that are WACK in the world of MMA.

So I hope you enjoy.


Am I the only one that can't stand this guy?

No wait, I think Dana is right up there with me.

Dang, this guy can't stop, huh? First t-shirts, than an MMA Promotion, and now he is going back to fighting.

I was so damn disappointed that I wish this dude would get knocked the F out!

But NOOOO he had to win. Not only did he win; he won via TKO (corner stoppage).

I heard Randy Hedderick gave him a beating early on but he should have kept going and knocked out the t-shirt guy.

After the fight, with his confidence at an all-time high, Atencio called out Dana White.


How does that sound?

But all-in-all, I think it's WACK that Hedderick let Atencio beat that ass.


Damn Dana, I didn't want to do it but you made me.

Dana, I am a fan of yours man and it disappoints me to add you on to The Wackness, but ah, it has to be done.

Okay, I don't know; either Dana has started an early case of Alzheimer's or I am completely slow and just can't understand. But didn't Dana say on Inside the Octagon on the night of The Ultimate Finale that Vitor Belfort may be a possible future match up for Anderson Silva?

Well according to Dana in a recent interview he never stated any such thing.

"No, I honestly don't remember saying that."

What the hell Dana, did you slip and fall and bust your head or something?

I hope someone recorded that and shows him what he said, but knowing Dana, he would probably say, "What the F***? You guys would get an impersonator and pretend I stated that!"

I honestly think he would (laughs).

But don't worry White; I am still a fan.


Now it might shock you somewhat to read what I am about to say but I actually want Slice on TUF 10.


So I can see his ass get KO'D again and watch it over and over and over again!

Now what would be WACK is if Kimbo does not get knocked out.

But you know what would be even more WACK is if Rick Ross's brother (not really but don't they look alike?) wins TUF 10.

Yes, I know that's a long shot, as there is great talent on this upcoming season.

But you've got to admit that would be crazy and you, Dana White, would have a big helping of crow.

But hopefully we can see Kimbo get knocked out again. So everyone set your recorders.


Okay, I am a fan of Liddell but damn, there comes a time to call it quits.

It all started going downhill with Jardine, than Rashad knocks his head off and then Sho Gun does the same.

My jaw still hurts thinking about it, ouch (rubbing chin).

And now the Ice Man wants to go one-on-one with Rich Franklin.

Okay that sounds like a decent match-up but what is the point?

It wouldn't gain Rich any ground in the steep mountain of the 205 Division.

I understand Liddell possibly wants to go on a good note but should he really do this?

I don't think so, because if Franklin does pull off the win, that will make you officially WACK, Chuck. Well, not totally WACK, but you attempting to recreate the flame that once was is WACK.


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