Let's get this Friday evening cracking with some laughs.
After a long week of NFL draft speculation and Manziel madness, it's time to take a break from the ESPN bum rush and relax. Sports aren't always serious, and while Mel Kiper may spend the wee hours flipping big boards and grinding his molars to powder, this is all about entertainment.
It's supposed to be fun.
With that said, the following are some of the funniest quotes ever uttered in sports history.* Their originators range from masters of wit to surprise jokers who for once managed to pull brilliance out of their bottom.
Their similarity? They're all funny, and we'll all be stealing their material by the end of this.
*I geared this slider toward intentionally funny sports quotes, not Mike Tyson "Fade into Bolivian" style lines.