(Jeff) Welcome to Total Team Wrestling Round 4! I’m Jeff Gorman, joined by my longtime partner from IWC, Joe Dombrowski. Tonight, 10 points are on the line in each match, so the race for the TTW Cup is getting hotter.
(Joe Dombrowski) That’s right, Jeff. The eight teams that were victorious on our last show will challenge the eight losing teams. The Challenge Card holders get to choose the competitors and the stipulations.
(Jeff) Don’t forget, we also have Mr. Kennedy’s debut in an ambulance match. That’s our main event. Kennedy will try to prove his toughness before the NBA-style lottery on our next show. He wants as many teams as possible to line up for his services.
(Joe) Don’t look now, but here comes Allison Danger with our first challenge!
Allison Danger comes to the ring with The Prophecy Factor: Justin Credible, Danny Maff, BJ-J Whitmer, and Albert.
“Too Cool, we’re challenging you!”
Here comes Too Cool: Rikishi, Brian Christopher, Scotty 2 Hotty and Ernest “The Cat” Miller.
“Rikishi, we think Albert can beat you one-on-one in a sumo match,” Allison says, handing the card to Rikishi. “First one to knock his opponent out of the ring wins.”
“Give me that!” says Miller, snatching the card away. “I should be the captain of this team, ‘cause I’m the baddest man in this whole place. Albert, I ain’t even gonna get my gi on, I’m gonna whup you right now, chump. Call my Momma and ring the bell!”
Match 1: Albert beat Ernest Miller in 10 seconds in a Sumo match.
“Wait, I wasn’t ready!” Miller said. “I want a rematch! Hey guys, come back!”
Too Cool left Miller ranting in the ring.
(Jeff) Prophecy Factor picks up 10 points, so they are now tied for first place with 20 points…
(Joe) …along with these guys, The Big Shots!
Hardcore Holly, Colt Cabana, Ace Steel, and The KISS Demon come to the ring, pushing a casket on wheels.
“If there’s one thing I can’t stand,” Holly said, “it’s a bunch of Gothic looking vampire wannabes … (Demon glares at him) … unless they’re on OUR team, (Demon’s still not happy) … Dead Pool, just get out here before there’s trouble!”
Vampiro comes out with Great Muta and the two vampires he just traded for, Gangrel and Kevin Thorn.
“I bet none of you have been in an exploding casket match,” Holly said.
Vampiro raises his hand, as a smattering of fans chant “WSX! WSX!"
“Okay,” Holly says, “pick one of these other Draculas and let’s go!”
Match 2: The KISS Demon beat Kevin Thorn by giving him the LOVE GUN~! off the apron into the exploding casket!
(Jeff) Wow! As the smoke literally clears, we see the Big Shots back in first place all by themselves with 30 points.
(Joe) The Demon might be the MVP of this team, if not all of Total Team Wrestling.
“Hey You” by Scorpions comes on.
(Jeff) Here come the Future Endeavors!
Chris Harris leads Tyson Tomko, Ryan Braddock, and Kizarny to the ring.
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