The NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL PERSONAL INVENTORY (NDFPI) is a test developed by the university's department of psychology to determine personal structure and psychopathology.
This test is administered to everyone associated with the Notre Dame football program —coaches, players, trainers and all staff.
The NDFPI is similar to the Minnesota Multiphasic Personal Inventory (MMPI).
The test consists of 40 questions to be answered by a simple "true" or "false" response.
For an evaluation of your test; record and send the answers to my "Bleacher Report Profile." Include your email address and you will receive an evaluation within three business days.
Before you start the test, please remember there are no wright or wrong answers. You have 30 minutes to compete the test.
NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL PERSONAL INVENTORY
1 A N.D. player breaking into a car should always be reported to police
2 Attending a N.D. pep rally is more important than studying for a test
3 It's okay to tell people that you personally know Rudy, when you really don't
4 It is wrong for N.D. ball boys to put helium in footballs
5 When Europeans hear the words "Notre Dame", they think of a cathedral.
6 The Four Horsemen never existed
7 Cursing in public is good
8 N.D. should be the first college to hire a woman as head football coach
9 The best time to commit a crime in South Bend is during a N.D. game
10 The NY Yankees are more popular than N.D. Football
11 It's always good for N.D. to run up the score on Big Ten opponents
12 Ronald Reagan wouln't have been president if he didn't get the role of "Gipp"
13 It would be wrong for South Bend to change its name to "Notre Dame City"
14 N.D.'s rivalry with Carnegie Tech (Carnegie Melon) should be renewed
15 American taxpayers should receive a N.D. decal with their refunds
16 Birds are friendlier than dogs
17 If a N.D. player is accused of a felony, he should play until tried
18 Charlie Weis should play someone with a career-ending injury, if it wins games
19 Restaurants should never admit N.D. players ahead of those with reservations
20 Ripping down opponents banners is sometimes good
21 Players who have already completed their degree should be able to use steroids
22 Princeton has 24 national championships and should be recognized as the leader
23 It's okay for pee wee football players to put their name on back of N.D. jerseys
24 People in North Dakota always think of Notre Dame when seeing "ND" on hats
25 Most people are afraid of the dark
26 If there was no BCS, N.D. should always go to the Orange, Fiesta or Orange Bowl
27 The N.D. football field should be rented out for company barbecues
28 Jason Miller was the wrong person to play Ara Parseghian in "Rudy"
29 Ireland's drinking age is 12. N.D. players should abide by it in 2012 Navy game
30 Being hated by American football fans is a sign of prosperity
31 A monument should be erected on campus to honor Lou Holtz
32 Charlie Weis has never won a meaningful game as coach of N.D.
33 If USC makes it to 10 straight over N.D. they should be dropped from schedule
34 During a recession N.D. should still fly to all road games
35 If Michigan plays USC in Rose bowl it's healthy to hope the game is rained out
36 "Rudy" would not have been released in a year when N.D. had a losing record
37 Most people drive over the speed limit
38 Paul Hornung was the greatest college football player in history
39 Notre Dame should join a conference
40 Woody Hayes should have been the N.D. coach, instead of Ara Parseghian
THE TEST IS NOW OVER