JOKERSWILD Streaks At The Memorial

We meet at the Bogey Inn - A place that is right around the corner from the 6th tee box at the Memorial Tournament -It is a yearly tradition to go to the Bogey to knock back a coupla cold ones at a decent price before paying 7 dollars for a 12oz draft once inside the golf course -

A bottle of water is 4 dollars and a lemon aide is $3.25 -Does that make any sense ? HHmm lemons sugar and "water" is cheaper than water .

We get to the coarse and it's already packed - When Tiger comes to Dublin for the Tourney he always brings a crowd - We head straight to the nearest beer tent and shell out our seven bucks for a cold draft of your choice of Dos Equis or Heineken light - I went with the Dos Equis -I like their commercials better.

We start our brutal trek around the course and notice that there is more eye candy here than on Bleeds blog - Thank god for dark cheap sunglasses -We make our way to a great spot on the course on the 11th fairway on the right side on a hill in the shade of a plethora of trees - note we hit every beer tent on our way to the 11th -needless to say we didn't feel the walk or remember it for that matter.

Once there we notice a patron passed out under a tree -I should have woke her up but I couldn't resist wondering if the ants that were crawling on her would  make her scream as she woke up and make a golfer miss-hit his shot  -I didn't happen but it would have been hilarious.

We nestle in under a tree and I set up my tri standing portable seat -

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