God Hates UCLA Football: Pat Cowan Out for Season, Ben Olson Out 2-3 Months.

UPDATE: God does hate us and Ben Olson is made out of glass. From Dohn,

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Pat Cowan’s MRI shows damage to his left ACL and his medial meniscus. He will be reexamined when the swelling decreases.
Ben Olson’s X-rayshows a fracture in his right 5th metatarsal. It is possible that he may have a screw put in the bone. He will be sidelined 6-8 weeks.

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That brings Ben Olson’s games completed to devastating and/or season ending injury ratio up to 5:3.

Somewhere in Florida, Karl Dorrell is laughing. OMG. Just recieved a text from a trusted source inside Morgan center. Cowan is out for the season. WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!! POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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