Note: This is a fictional, make-believe show containing the likenesses of some our very favorite and colorful sports stars. They have been locked in a house to live with one another for 1 month under the watchful eye of host and former Steelers mascot Steely McBeam.
Starring: Manny Ramirez, Kobe Bryant, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Roger Clemens, Alex Rodriguez, L.T., Mark "The Mad Dog" Madsen, and host Steely McBeam.
Clips are shown of the first two episodes. The camera then cuts to the living room where everyone except for host Steely McBeam is present.
Manny: “Where is McBean?” Manny looks around, troubled by the absence of his new best friend.
Kobe: “They should have had me as the host of this show.” Kobe is filing his nails.
Madsen: “Why, so you could yell at everyone when they did something you didn’t like?”
Kobe: “Exactly.” There is no sarcasm in his voice at all. Madsen: “Wait, are you serious?”
Kobe: “Yup.” He nods.
A-Rod: “Does anyone want to play hide and go seek?”
Everyone looks at A-Rod and a response to his question would likely have came but a loud bang is heard, similar to as if a mascot just took a digger down the stairs. No one appears to be too concerned.
Kobe: “I can’t believe I’m not on this box of Wheaties..”
Clemens: “I can.”
Kobe: “What’s that supposed to mean?”
Clemens: “For one, you’re a dick. Two, you might like to think it, but you're no Michael Jordan.”
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