Since Sean is AWOL on this one, I figured I'd try to fill in for him.
Expect Franklin and Silva to beat the crap out of each other.
Expect Golderg to forget what weight they're fighting at.
Expect tons of plugs for both UFC 100 and TUF finale.
Expect Dan Hardy to win a decision over Marcus Davis.
Expect Davis to be pissed and not shake Hardy's hand—or hug him.
Expect Goldberg to mention that "there's no love loss between these two guys".
Expect Mirko Cro Cop to look slow and old in his fight, but still knock out Al-Turk.
Expect Mostapha Al-Turk to lose his contract after losing to Cro Cop.
Expect Joe Rogan to reference Dale Hartt's last fight, after he wins.
Expect the fight between Denis Stojnic and Stefan Struve to be awfully boring.
Expect Cain Velasquez to stop Cheick Kongo.
Expect to still not know what to think of the Heavyweight division after that happens.
Expect that even if Kongo wins, you still won't really know what to make of the Heavyweight divison.
Expect Swick and Saunders to have an extremely fast paced first round.
Expect Saunders to come out slow in the second round.
Expect Rolando Delgado to get layed out, and not be standing by the time they give the official decision.
Expect many of these things to not happen.
Expect everyone to beg for Sean to return after reading this.
Enjoy UFC 99!