Charles Barkley is what happens when you combine the charmingly irreverent sensibilities of Howard Stern with the brilliantly simplistic genius of Chris Rock. With his refreshingly honest and relatable personality, the athlete-turned-analyst has become one of the sports world's most adored broadcasters.
In honor of Sir Charles' fabled career, I mined the basketball player/philosopher/life coach's most profound observations with the aim of becoming a more evolved human being. But my findings are so remarkable that it would be a crime against humanity not to share them with the world.
Behold the inescapable wisdom of Charles Barkley.