Twenty years have passed since its debut in theaters, and we're all still in love with The Sandlot.
Why? Because it's a tour de force, you goon. It wasn't just baseball, it was life. We loved and appreciated this mess-around crew of goofs because they represented us—nerds, jocks and everything in between.
So here's a question: Who are the modern equivalents of the sandlot team? It certainly isn't me. I'm way too big a pansy to tell a stranger he "plays ball like a girl."
That leaves us with athletes—you know, the guys who play a game for a living? You're more likely to find a suitable Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez playing ball in a stadium than sitting in a cubicle.
With that in mind, let's recast The Sandlot with athletes—just for fun. You do remember fun, right?