Guys, thanks for being a part of Total Team Wrestling. All you have major-league talent, and I think the public is ready to see something different.

You will always come to the ring with your entire team to your team theme song. The only exception is Club Extreme for Sandman and New Jack.

If you’re not wrestling, sit on your team’s bench, cheer for your team, and don’t interfere. The only exceptions are Extreme Rules and Raven’s Rules matches.

Only managers can actually be at ringside: that includes Simply Luscious, Allison Danger, Bill Alfonzo, n.W.o. Vincent, Bam Neely, and Larry Sweeney, plus Shane Taylor as Sweeney’s bodyguard. You are the only ones allowed right next to the ring.

Teams are building up points all year toward the TTW Cup, kind of like NASCAR. I haven’t decided who will win the Cup, and it could be any of the 16 teams.

So work hard, get yourselves over and you might win! That will mean a real (not just storyline) financial bonus, plus I’m sure you’ll sell lots of merchandise.

All of tonight’s matches will be worth five points. The eight winning teams will send their captains into the main event. That winner will get another five points, so we will have a first-round leader tonight.

MATCH 1

Natural Born Thrillers (Captain Sean O’Haire, Chuck Palumbo, Mike Sanders, and Shawn Stasiak) come out to Thriller, but no dancing! That gimmick is finished.

Mexicools (Captain Juventud Guerrera, Psciosis, Super Crazy, and La Parka) ride out on the Juan Deere tractors. You should always park them on the four corners of the ring and you can perform spots off them.

Singles match: Sanders vs. Crazy. Sanders looks strong, but Crazy rallies to win with the Triple Moonsault. Big Mexicools celebtration; we want the Latino population to get behind them!

Mexicools get five points.

MATCH 2

Team Canada (Captain Lance Storm, Val Venis, Petey Williams, and Johnny Devine) comes out to O Canada.

Too Cool (Rikishi, Brian Christopher, Scotty 2 Hotty, and Ernest Miller) come out to the Too Cool WWF theme.

Tag team match: Brian and Scotty vs. Venis and Devine

Competitive match. Val shoves Brian off the top and hits the Money Shot for the pin. Scotty hits the WORM on Val after the match.

Team Canada gets five points.

MATCH 3

Club Extreme entrance: It’s just Captain Rob Van Dam and Sabu with Bill Alfonzo coming out to “Walk” by Pantera.

JOB Squad (Captain Al Snow, 2 Cold Scorpio, Blue Meanie, and Gillberg) with mannequin-head entrance to “Breathe” by Prodigy.

Brawl starts. One minute in, "Enter Sandman" hits for Sandman’s beer-drinking entrance. Four minutes in, New Jack comes out with the weapons to “Natural Born Killers.”

Crazy weapons fight ends with New Jack hitting a guitar shot off the top on Meanie for the pin.

Club Extreme gets five points.

MATCH 4

New World Order comes through the crowd to nWo theme song  (Captain Scott Hall, X-Pac, Scott Norton, and nWo Sting). Scott cuts “survey” promo. Score one more for the good guys.

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